Today was pretty damn good considering it was a Monday. It's now the wee hours of April Fool's Day. I just about shoved a buddy through a wall for tellingly that we were going to war with Russia. I am currently lounging on my bunk in my new almost private room, munching on a bag of MRE-knockoff Corn Nuts I scrounged up while digging through abandoned lockers of the barracks, along with some unfortunate kid's passport and 35 cents. What a day it's been, this Monday.