All April Fool's jokes will be punished by way of engine block to the face, regardless of success levels. April Fool's is a stupid holiday that does not deserve to be celebrated. It is frankly disgusting that the citizens of the internet embrace so strongly.

So please, if you're someone who likes playing April Fool's jokes....Get the fuck out of my face. I've cut off contact with people for a LOT less than some of this shit pulled on April Fool's.