My April fools joke.
11 years ago
My joke was on every bad prankster that thought they could just fool folks who don't own a calender.
I sure showed you *shakes fist*...
but no... I did scare the crap out of my roommate.. but really that is fairly normal. I tend to hide in the house, and jump out at him a lot. I would say at least 3 times a week.
Really, that is my point though.. this is something I do all the time. I do not need a special day.
I really do hate this holiday,and not because I dislike pranks.. no, I hate the obligation for non-pranksters.
Let's face it, some of you are too nice, kindhearted, cute, or... okay.. a few of you are just kinda not good at it.. for reasons there is no need to get into.
So, it's amateur hour for pranks up and here.
That means millions of people the world over who don't know how to even cover a toilet bowl in plastic wrap, or replace toothpaste with mayonnaise are trying way too hard.. and it's just annoying.
So, when it comes to pranks, you gotta' leave it to the professionals.
Don't try to be a person you are not, or force it.. you ether end up embarrassing yourself, or even hurting people.
I say we start phasing out this ridiculously annoying, and unfunny holiday. I like people for who they are, I really hate when people feel unnecessarily obligated to do something "funny" all for a holiday that more and more, every year, we hate.
Be real, if you didn't want to prank anyone the other 364 days of the year, why is today different?
Don't let some arbitrary sense of tradition make you feel like you are missing out.
I, for one, love you just the way you are.
I sure showed you *shakes fist*...
but no... I did scare the crap out of my roommate.. but really that is fairly normal. I tend to hide in the house, and jump out at him a lot. I would say at least 3 times a week.
Really, that is my point though.. this is something I do all the time. I do not need a special day.
I really do hate this holiday,and not because I dislike pranks.. no, I hate the obligation for non-pranksters.
Let's face it, some of you are too nice, kindhearted, cute, or... okay.. a few of you are just kinda not good at it.. for reasons there is no need to get into.
So, it's amateur hour for pranks up and here.
That means millions of people the world over who don't know how to even cover a toilet bowl in plastic wrap, or replace toothpaste with mayonnaise are trying way too hard.. and it's just annoying.
So, when it comes to pranks, you gotta' leave it to the professionals.
Don't try to be a person you are not, or force it.. you ether end up embarrassing yourself, or even hurting people.
I say we start phasing out this ridiculously annoying, and unfunny holiday. I like people for who they are, I really hate when people feel unnecessarily obligated to do something "funny" all for a holiday that more and more, every year, we hate.
Be real, if you didn't want to prank anyone the other 364 days of the year, why is today different?
Don't let some arbitrary sense of tradition make you feel like you are missing out.
I, for one, love you just the way you are.
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i stopped 2 years ago because of you xd
I feel bad, it really was just a random observation. that you just so happened to do... Glad you have a sense of humor.. it would not be the first time people have taken me the wrong way.
Anywho.
If you ever want to go thrift shopping, or do really redneck things.. lemmie know.. I am really trying to get out of my house at least once a week.
no. one was LS becoming an MLP, which i loathe. the other was LS becoming a fox.
no leaving the fandumb journals from me ever!
and i would be up for that, i'm a bit of a shutin myself and i hate it.
If you are down, that should later this week.
i'm heading to south florida thursday to pick up my dog (he was being dogsat while i was away at 2 conventions) so i won't be around then :( but all of those activities sound both cathartic & fun! hopefully i can catch the next time around.
Ha! Jokes on you! It's wintergreen gum! April fools!
*sits back and puffs my pipe proudly*
Like, pranking furries is easy, but you at least got to come up with something funnier than waiting for them to write baww comments.
Much as I'm not a huge fan of being pranked, I'd take a poorly executed prank over the above craziness any day.