The Economy has gotten so bad that funeral homes are now offering economy burials for those strapped for cash..

They can bury you in paper or plastic.!


The sharpest knife in the drawer is the one that cuts the last useful things you need to have cut. (brick dust, floor tile carpet steel pipes)

A spare tire is only as good as the preventative maintenance you perform on the rest of the car/truck.


To save a few dollars on a purchase, a man will drive across town to buy a $6.99 rake, but spends $25 in gas driving across town to get it.


There is no penguin living in the freezer to turn off the light when the door is closed.


Cheap labor is not good. Good labor is not cheap.

If driving defensively was a 24 hour job on Americas highways, Why is insurance rates rising?

Drying a brassier on the clothes line is no more embarrassing than drying underwear on the dash board of a car.

Safe sex is like buying paint for a house, choose the wrong kind and everyone knows where ya live.

And lastingly...

Never date a person who can scare a blind mans dog into crying!

Rabbit