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A Questionnaire I've Been Seeing Floating Around! [NSFW]
11 years ago
Hey everyone! I've seen a couple of people do this, and I figured, heck, who wants to learn more about me? Or at least be in for a laugh or two? ;) Let's find out... ^_^
What color is your underwear/panties?
Well at the moment, I'm not wearing any underwear; I'm wearing pajama pants though!! ^_^
Do they have a design?
They're plaid! :3
Girls, what color is your bra?
Well I'm not a girl, for one thing. But I have occasionally pictured Trixie wearing a pink bra. Don't know if that counts. x3 (For those of you who don't know, Trixie is the name of one of my female fursonas, and potentially brother of my fursona Hector Rox. That's all a work in progress though.) :]
Is there a design?
Are we still on this whole bra thing? xD
What color are your socks?
Black, formal attire level. YES, I know I'm wearing them on a weekend. SockYOLO.
Is there a design on them?
BARELY plaid. Occasional stripes is more like it.
Are you a virgin?
Yes, I am a virgin. :)
Happy that way?
Honestly? Yes I am! :) The more I live life, the more I realize that some things are just too precious to waste. Does virginity qualify as one of those things? Maybe. I've certainly had a deep hunch to the effect of "yes", but I'm not going to draw definite lines where I have no experience. I will say this, however...just like emotional security is important to me in a relationship, so is sexual security. If I save my virginity now, I'll be better off in that respect if I discover that premarital sex just wasn't for me. And if that changes one day down the line? Well...I'll have had fewer partners leading up to that point and be a safer partner as a result. It's a very personal thing, sex; both physically and emotionally. I am a deep soul with a deep spiritual connection to the gift of life. I don't like to waste things that are precious to me and I certainly don't like taking reckless chances with things before I even know whether or not I want to be involved. So let's see what happens with this one... ^_^ Spoken like a true virgin, right? xD
What is your favorite sex position?
In case you didn't read that gargantuan response to the previous question...right between the words "having" and "right now". ;)
If you wanted a serious answer after that punny one, anything and everything that involves a partner with whom I share genuine love. ^_^
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
I am a heterosexual. I love girls. I love them. <3 I love them so much. ^_^
Do you look at hentai?
Particularly? No; not unless it pertains to my fetishes.
Real porn?
Tried looking at it, got turned off. It bothers me to watch other real people having sex, apparently. In real life, I see sex as "sacred" and "private"; personal. There needs to be an emotional "closeness" factor involved for me to feel comfortable with a partner. I don't just open up to ANYONE. Again, all of this pertaining to why I might not even want to have premarital sex in the first place.
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Okay, first off, the words "smutty" and "porn" seem redundant together, unless "adult romance" somehow got distinguished from those other two. But anyway...storywise? Occasionally. But again, more likely to pertain to a particular fetish of mine than a recollection of two people having sex in real life; that would be back in the realm of watching porn. xP If furry comics count as porn "stories", then that makes it slightly more often than occasionally.
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
I have before. But again, only pertaining to my own sexual interests and turn-ons in the context of a sexual fantasy. In real life, hetero man. In fantasy material, I'm open-minded enough to allow for diverse content to enter my stream of consciousness. :3 And NO, that DOES NOT make me latently bi. Some of you have been asking about that, to which I will once again say: thinking and doing are two different things. Want to know who really touches my heart in real life? Look at my response to the sexual orientation question above. Case, point, future wife. Love you darling, wherever you are right now!! <3 ^_^
Who was your first kiss with?
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say...NO ONE. I am a man of limited romantic experience (meaning none). It speaks for itself.
Are they of the opposite sex?
N/A, but they sure as hell will be!! ;)
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Nope.
Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Real-life friends? Nope. Female cyber-friends? Meet me in real life, become a real-life friend, and then I'll leave the potential open to reconsider my answer at that point. Honestly though, I have no preliminary expectations when it comes to cyber-friends. I find it easier that way. No "cyber-crushes" for me, thanks. Less expectations, less window of opportunity for disappointment. I mean FUCK...you haven't even met face-to-face!! ;3
Do you have any piercings other than in your ears?
Nope. And for the record, my ears aren't pierced either.
If so, where?
N/A
Do you have any tattoos?
No. I'm not big on piercings or tattoos. (No offense, anyone.)
If so, where?
N/A (...is there an echo in here?)
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
NO, THANK GOD.
Ever done any illegal drugs?
Yes.
If so, which ones?
Marijuana, one occasion. Through a bowl and then through a homemade bong made out of a milk jug.
Have you ever cheated on someone?
No and I never would. I am almost offended that I would even be asked this... :/
Ever been cheated on?
Well I've never been in a relationship before, so...not to my knowledge. ;)
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
No. Being a virgin does have its advantages... ;)
Do you own any sex toys?
As a matter of fact, I do! Nothing, however, that has worked well enough to the point of orgasm.
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
I don't THINK so...I'm pretty sure I haven't, but it's kind of hard to tell because it's been a really long time since I fantasized about, you know, real-life people. Ʃ;3
Have you ever masturbated?
Why do you think it took me so long to fill this out? It sure as hell wasn't the flying monkeys taking my plaid pajama pants!! By the way, the answer to this question is a "yes", and my blanket thanks me for it. ;)
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
Nope.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Nope.
Are you on any form of birth control (the pill, the patch, etc.)?
Abstinence. (Don't drive and park! Accidents cause people...) o.O
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
I tried writing a fetish-oriented story in my early teen years. Didn't work well; I was highly inexperienced at kinky writing, and CERTAINLY had no experience with things like online roleplays. Since then, it didn't really occur to me to try it again! Maybe I ought to sometime... ;)
As far as drawing goes, it's no secret that I am NO drawing artist. xD
Do you swear in front of your parents?
Oh god. xD My family is notorious for coloring their casual talk. If I were to make a list of swear words I'd feel uncomfortable saying in front of my parents, it would only be two words (c*nt and wh*re). Everything else goes, and that's really not as "bad" or "out of the ordinary" as it may sound around here. xD
Do they care?
Fuck no. Not a chance! xD My mom swears more than I do!! xD Yes, I DO know how to act professional every now and then... ;)
Are you uncomfortable yet?
In what regard? Opening up in this questionnaire? Nah. It's not hard for me to open up to my friends. :)
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
Well I don't see a gun up to my head, and none of my fursonas are being held hostage, so... ;3
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _What color is your underwear/panties?
Well at the moment, I'm not wearing any underwear; I'm wearing pajama pants though!! ^_^
Do they have a design?
They're plaid! :3
Girls, what color is your bra?
Well I'm not a girl, for one thing. But I have occasionally pictured Trixie wearing a pink bra. Don't know if that counts. x3 (For those of you who don't know, Trixie is the name of one of my female fursonas, and potentially brother of my fursona Hector Rox. That's all a work in progress though.) :]
Is there a design?
Are we still on this whole bra thing? xD
What color are your socks?
Black, formal attire level. YES, I know I'm wearing them on a weekend. SockYOLO.
Is there a design on them?
BARELY plaid. Occasional stripes is more like it.
Are you a virgin?
Yes, I am a virgin. :)
Happy that way?
Honestly? Yes I am! :) The more I live life, the more I realize that some things are just too precious to waste. Does virginity qualify as one of those things? Maybe. I've certainly had a deep hunch to the effect of "yes", but I'm not going to draw definite lines where I have no experience. I will say this, however...just like emotional security is important to me in a relationship, so is sexual security. If I save my virginity now, I'll be better off in that respect if I discover that premarital sex just wasn't for me. And if that changes one day down the line? Well...I'll have had fewer partners leading up to that point and be a safer partner as a result. It's a very personal thing, sex; both physically and emotionally. I am a deep soul with a deep spiritual connection to the gift of life. I don't like to waste things that are precious to me and I certainly don't like taking reckless chances with things before I even know whether or not I want to be involved. So let's see what happens with this one... ^_^ Spoken like a true virgin, right? xD
What is your favorite sex position?
In case you didn't read that gargantuan response to the previous question...right between the words "having" and "right now". ;)
If you wanted a serious answer after that punny one, anything and everything that involves a partner with whom I share genuine love. ^_^
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
I am a heterosexual. I love girls. I love them. <3 I love them so much. ^_^
Do you look at hentai?
Particularly? No; not unless it pertains to my fetishes.
Real porn?
Tried looking at it, got turned off. It bothers me to watch other real people having sex, apparently. In real life, I see sex as "sacred" and "private"; personal. There needs to be an emotional "closeness" factor involved for me to feel comfortable with a partner. I don't just open up to ANYONE. Again, all of this pertaining to why I might not even want to have premarital sex in the first place.
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Okay, first off, the words "smutty" and "porn" seem redundant together, unless "adult romance" somehow got distinguished from those other two. But anyway...storywise? Occasionally. But again, more likely to pertain to a particular fetish of mine than a recollection of two people having sex in real life; that would be back in the realm of watching porn. xP If furry comics count as porn "stories", then that makes it slightly more often than occasionally.
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
I have before. But again, only pertaining to my own sexual interests and turn-ons in the context of a sexual fantasy. In real life, hetero man. In fantasy material, I'm open-minded enough to allow for diverse content to enter my stream of consciousness. :3 And NO, that DOES NOT make me latently bi. Some of you have been asking about that, to which I will once again say: thinking and doing are two different things. Want to know who really touches my heart in real life? Look at my response to the sexual orientation question above. Case, point, future wife. Love you darling, wherever you are right now!! <3 ^_^
Who was your first kiss with?
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say...NO ONE. I am a man of limited romantic experience (meaning none). It speaks for itself.
Are they of the opposite sex?
N/A, but they sure as hell will be!! ;)
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Nope.
Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Real-life friends? Nope. Female cyber-friends? Meet me in real life, become a real-life friend, and then I'll leave the potential open to reconsider my answer at that point. Honestly though, I have no preliminary expectations when it comes to cyber-friends. I find it easier that way. No "cyber-crushes" for me, thanks. Less expectations, less window of opportunity for disappointment. I mean FUCK...you haven't even met face-to-face!! ;3
Do you have any piercings other than in your ears?
Nope. And for the record, my ears aren't pierced either.
If so, where?
N/A
Do you have any tattoos?
No. I'm not big on piercings or tattoos. (No offense, anyone.)
If so, where?
N/A (...is there an echo in here?)
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
NO, THANK GOD.
Ever done any illegal drugs?
Yes.
If so, which ones?
Marijuana, one occasion. Through a bowl and then through a homemade bong made out of a milk jug.
Have you ever cheated on someone?
No and I never would. I am almost offended that I would even be asked this... :/
Ever been cheated on?
Well I've never been in a relationship before, so...not to my knowledge. ;)
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
No. Being a virgin does have its advantages... ;)
Do you own any sex toys?
As a matter of fact, I do! Nothing, however, that has worked well enough to the point of orgasm.
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
I don't THINK so...I'm pretty sure I haven't, but it's kind of hard to tell because it's been a really long time since I fantasized about, you know, real-life people. Ʃ;3
Have you ever masturbated?
Why do you think it took me so long to fill this out? It sure as hell wasn't the flying monkeys taking my plaid pajama pants!! By the way, the answer to this question is a "yes", and my blanket thanks me for it. ;)
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
Nope.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Nope.
Are you on any form of birth control (the pill, the patch, etc.)?
Abstinence. (Don't drive and park! Accidents cause people...) o.O
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
I tried writing a fetish-oriented story in my early teen years. Didn't work well; I was highly inexperienced at kinky writing, and CERTAINLY had no experience with things like online roleplays. Since then, it didn't really occur to me to try it again! Maybe I ought to sometime... ;)
As far as drawing goes, it's no secret that I am NO drawing artist. xD
Do you swear in front of your parents?
Oh god. xD My family is notorious for coloring their casual talk. If I were to make a list of swear words I'd feel uncomfortable saying in front of my parents, it would only be two words (c*nt and wh*re). Everything else goes, and that's really not as "bad" or "out of the ordinary" as it may sound around here. xD
Do they care?
Fuck no. Not a chance! xD My mom swears more than I do!! xD Yes, I DO know how to act professional every now and then... ;)
Are you uncomfortable yet?
In what regard? Opening up in this questionnaire? Nah. It's not hard for me to open up to my friends. :)
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
Well I don't see a gun up to my head, and none of my fursonas are being held hostage, so... ;3
