Okay let's see...blah blah blah, retrospect of the cartoon, blah blah blah, legitimate review of the feature film, blah blah blah, riffing on the fact that Disney screws us over in the way of special features on DVD releases, blah blah blah, AH HERE WE GO! This part of the movie...and I'll be honest...got me into the furry fandom. Remember when Pegasus saw that pink horse that ripped itself in half and turned out to be Pain and Panic? I slowed it down and caught myself staring at the ass. Let me tell you...even though it was really Pain and Panic, that horse had the HOTTEST ASS EVER. But you know what's funny? In the part where the horse separates, you can see that it has a womanly crotch on the half with the butt. When it cuts back to it from Pegasus freaking out, the artist just decided to fix that thinking "whoops! just remembered! kids' movie!" Chalk another one up to the subliminal messages list, huh? That beat the priest boner and the castle penis in The Little Mermaid by a mile.

But don't get me wrong. Just because I liked Pain and Panic as a sexy pink horse DOESN'T MEAN I LIKE PAIN AND PANIC. Just the form. Note, however, that beforehand I started rubbing one out to the Heffalumps and Woozles scene in Winnie the Pooh and The Blustery Day. Try and figure that out for yourself, because I have no clue why I think that's sexy. Probably something about the way they move and shapeshift(also a fan of shapeshifting furries).

You gotta hand it to Disney, because they really know how to give you a family-friendly mindfuck. And you thought weed made you see things!