The Sexy restorf did it so I figured I would follow suit.

Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
Any time of day.

Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Video?
Never done it .. with anyone but myself :3

Vibrator or Dildo?
I tried a dildo once

Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
Either/or

Word preference: Pussy or Cunt?
I prefer Cooch but other than that. None! I would have to pick cunt though

Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
I have no idea.

More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Airplane?
Glass elevator baby!

Word preference: Cock or Dick?
Cock.. or shaft

Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
Rope ;)

Which threesome: Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
Boy/Boy/ Boy! Unless the girl is the camera person

Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex with a Stranger?
Well I have has sex with a stranger, and had sex where strangers could watch.. so.. where they could watch.. hehe its fun ^^

Newly Discovered fetish?
Hmm.... I really dont know

Master or slave?
I go both ways :3

Slut or whore?
I'm a slut because I dont need payment and its fun all the time.

Light Bondage or heavy?
Light-medium

Whispering or screaming?
Well I am quiet... Kilroy wakes up Canada

Ever lost your sanity?
Yeah, I call it English class

Most coveted perversion?
hehe thats for me to tell to who needs to know

Spanking?
worth a shot

Submissive?
Sometimes

Under the boot or wearing the boot?
Either or

Hot Candle wax or warm?
Hot candle wax.. dripping down the shaft of.. a candle on a Birthday cake. No where else.

Relationship Status:
Taken <3 <3

Orientation:
Gay. Not any other way to put it.

Body type:
Morbidly obese and huge

Religion:
Not any one specifically

Zodiac Sign?
Libra
Smoke / Drink:
Social both.

Current Location:
Wisconsin

Your Weakness:
Hmm.... being overly sensitive sometimes, or my self esteem

Your Best Physical Feature:
Umm.....

Your Bedtime:
When I'm tired.

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
Yes, yes and yes.

In the past week have you masturbated:
Yeah...

Number of Piercings:
3 and then 2 others that have two holes for the piece of jewelry

Number of Tattoos:
None, but I'll change that next year!

Abasiophilia (Casts, Braces, Wheelchairs)?
Nopes

Age Play?
Nope

Adult Baby/AB Parent?
Nope

Algolagnia (Pleasure derived from physical pain)?
I dunno

Amputee Fetishism (Amputation/Deformity)?
Nope

Anal Sex?
Hehehe.... >:3

Arse (Ass Play, Worship)?
I dunno o.o

Asphyxiaphilia (Breath Play, Choking)?
No thanks.

Balloons?
Squeak Squeak! Nope lol

Bestiality/Zoophilia?
Hmmm.... kinda.. yeah...

Beating (Flogs, Whips, Canes, etc.)?
Whips can be fun

Biastophilia (Committing Rape/Sexual Assault)?
rape is fun witht he right person

Biting/Teeth?
I dont bite.

Blood (Drawing Blood, Cutting, etc.)?
Havent gotten that far yet!

Body Hair?
yeah but i dont have much as of now

Body Modification (Tattoos, Branding, Piercings, etc.)?
Lots of piercings and tattoos!

Bondage (Blind folds, Gags, Restraints)?
Mmmmhmmm ^^

Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc.?
Hehehe he doesnt like it to much but I do it anyway

Candle Wax?
Nah.

Chains?
would be fun

Chastity Devices?
Nopes!

Chinese Balls/Ben Wa Balls/Anal Beads?
If it isnt hot and throbbing it wont be in there

Cling Film/Plastic Wrap?
No that would be too fun... too squeaky

Cock and Ball Torture, Clamps, etc.?
Nopes, my penis is mine!

Collar and Lead/Leash?
Oh yeah....

Confinement/Caging?
Unlikely

Coprophilia (Shit Play/Scat)?
No no no no no...oh.. well maybe.. NO!

Costumes (Period, Fetish, etc.)?
maybes?

Cross Dressing?
Not really

Cupping (Suction of the Skin)?
Nah.

Dacryphilia (Arousal from Tears)?
Not at all.

Defilement (Seeing a partner dirty or wet)?
Nope.

Denim?
Only as Jeans

Depilation/Shaving?
Nah

Diapers/Diaper Lover?
Absolutely not...

Dildos (Hand-held & Strap-ons)?
Maybe

Discipline?
Hehe maybe >:3

Doctor/Nurse Fetish?
Not really my thing.

Domination?
Hehhe Maaaybe

Ears?
tryin it

Electrotorture (EMS TENS units)?
No way.

Emetophilia (Vomit, Regurgitation)?
Sorry, not at all.

Erotic Photography?
hehe would be fun

Exhibitionism/Sex In Public?
I would love it, until they found out...but they havent yet! errr...

Feathers?
are warm in blankets

Pyrophilia (Fire Play)?
I think people are getting bored with sex...

Fisting?
Uggh...

Food Play?
Ummm.. no thats ok

Fuck Machines/Robots?
Only the Japanese should like it.

Furry/Fur Fetishish?
Hell yeah.. its on F*in FA man!

Gangbangs?
I do have a bit of a thing for them. ^^

Genital Worship?
No idea

Guns (Gun Play, Worship)?
No, not good in sex.

Hair Pulling?
Somewhat

Handcuffs/Shackles?
Furry cuffs. ^^

Harnesses?
To a point.

High Heels/Stilettos?
Not really my thing either.

Humiliation?
Nah.

Incest?
I sorta like the idea of it, but certainly not with anyone in my family. But damn...

Infantilism (Pacifiers/Bottles, etc.)?
No...

Kidnapping Play?
Would be fun.

Klismaphilia (Douching/Enema)?
Uggg...

Knives (Razors, Swords, other blades)?
no thanks.

Lace/Lingerie?
hehe I like thongs more

Latex?
No...

Leather?
Yes!

Making Home "Movies"?
I'd like to.^^ <3

Masks (Erotic/Gas Masks, etc.)?
Not unless its with a full fur suit.

Masochism?
Not really.

Massage?
I like to give it, but I dont often get them...

Masturbation (Mutual or Forced)?
Mutual only.

Medical Scenes/Equipment?
No again.

Menstruation (Sex During, Eating, etc.)?
Nopes.

Murder Fetishism?
Never.

Military Fetish/Uniform?
Nah.

Milk Fetishism/Lactation?
Nopes thats ok. I have enough trouble with boobs in the first place

Necrophilia (Death, Corpses)?
Hmmm... nyu. Naps. Nevar.

Nipples?
Tasty!

Oral Sex?
Love it!

Pain (Giving/Receiving)?
Giving. ^^

Pinching?
Nipples and bums :3

Play Piercing/Needle Play?
Nah.

Plushophilia (Stuffed animals, Plushies)?
Hehe maybe :3

Podophilia (Foot Fetish)?
I stay away from feet.

Pregnancy Fetishism?
Nah thats ok. Involves a vagina.

Punishment?
Depends...

The Rack/Medieval Devices?
Nah

Raptophilia (Sexual arousal from being raped)?
Mebeh

Religious (Nunplay, Priestplay)?
Right......

Retifism (Shoes or Boots)?
Nah

Rimming?
^^ Yeahs
Role Playing?
Oh yeah

Rubber?
Bareback baby

Sadism?
All me.

Scent?
Subtle scents

Sensory Deprivation?
Nahs

Smoking Fetishism?
nnope

Spanking/Paddling?
hmm....

Statuephilia (Mannequins, Dolls, etc.)?
...no.

Stockings/Fishnets/Pantyhose?
maybe

Talking Dirty/Verbal Humiliation/Abuse?
iunno

Tickling?
not ticklish

Tongue Fetish?
*licks lips*

Toys (Buttplugs, Vibrators, etc.)?
Depends on how they're used.

Transvestism?
Nope

Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine)?
No...

Violence/Physical Injury?
no clue

Voyeurism?
Depends.
^^
Wrestling/Fighting?
nah

Zombies/Gore?
I will be in the costco with my mate, hide!

Do you consider yourself perverted?
Yes. Oh yes.

At what age did you lose your virginity?
16

Have you ever deflowered a virgin?
Yes

If you give head, do you swallow?
Yesh

Do you like oral stimulation of the anus?
No clue havent gotten there

Do you like penetration of the anus?
Yesh!

Have you ever tried fisting (ie inserting a fist into the vagina or anus)?
No no no...

How would you rate the intensity of your sexual desires? On a scale of 1-10?
Normally a 6-8 but when Restorf is around.. 10 baby!

Nymphomaniacal?
Not really

Do sexual preoccupations interfere with other activities?
Nah

Are you promiscuous?
Not anymore. Never again.

Do you ever regret sleeping with someone?
Yes...enough said.

Do you ever have phone sex?
Ya

Do you ever call a 900 number (or similar commercial service) for phone sex?
No. I'm not that desperate.

Do you ever make obscene phone calls?
Maybe when I'm drunk :P

Have you ever had a sexual experience that defies your "normal" orientation?
nah

Have you ever made yourself up to resemble the opposite gender?
Nope

Have you ever had an erotic experience with a transvestite or transsexual?
No

Do you find feet, toes, or shoes erotic?
Nope

Do you find underwear, lingerie, or hosiery erotic?
Mmmhmmm. ^^

Do you find long hair, cut hair, or shaved hair erotic?
I like about medium length.


Have you ever peeped on someone?
*whistles innocently* >.>....<.<....

Have you ever used a recording device such as a video camera to peep on someone?
Nah

Have you ever been caught peeping on someone?
Nah

Have you ever "flashed" someone?
Yesh

Are you a sadist or masochist?
I dunno but this repitition is killing me

Have you ever slapped, spanked, or whipped someone during a sexual act?
Mmmhmmm. ^^

Have you ever been slapped, spanked, or whipped during a sexual act?
Nope

Have you ever cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed someone during a sexual act?
Yah

Have you ever been cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed during a sexual act?
Not really. Some bting and clawing though

Do you like bondage?
I would say no on opposite day

Like to be tied up?
maybe

Like to tie up partner?
Yes!

Have you ever participated in a threesome?
A few times

If so, what gender were your partners?
Male

What is the maximum number of partners you've had during a sex act?
2

What is the most people you have slept with in a single day?
One

Does the idea of sharing a partner (such as inviting a neighbor to have sex with your spouse) excite you?
No, I'm pretty possessive. Really Possessive.

Have you ever had sex with a relative?
No

As a minor, did you ever have sex with an adult?
Yes.

As an adult, have you ever had sex with a minor?
Nope.

Have you ever had sex with a person of retirement age?
Uggg no...

Have you ever had sex with an animal?
Nope