This might be a weird thing to ask, but would you consider knitting a plant? I'm on my ipad so I am having some trouble with google image urls, but if you google image pinguicula that is what I'm thinking of.. Maybe a little under a foot across. I think maybe if it was rounded pillow like with leaves attached it could mean less crocheting involved. Let me know what you think! If it might bore you to tears I understand also. :)

http://www.cascadecarnivores.com/im.....aumavensis.jpg

Did you want something like this?

If so, I would probably be... delighted? Hahaha. Like I don't know. I feel like I would appreciate the simplicity and the fact that I could put detail into it and it would give me space to like... work on layout and design. I would really like to do it. Note me to make sure I've got the plant right and I'll give you a quote!