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Rich Popufur Elitist Spring Gathering 2014 - You Can't Come
11 years ago
Hotel:
The really expensive one.
Arrival/Departure
Get in Thursday, leave on Monday but I can definitely afford to stay longer
Means of transportation
First class flying obviously.
Sharing a room with
Pdawg, Cenny, Rooks and Mediar.
Who do you hang out with?
People who make 150k+ a year, minimum
Gender
Im a wealthy male
Preference
Platinum vs. gold and silver.
Relationship Status
Single and waiting for a man who can keep up with my wealth
How old are you?
Turning 23 on the Friday!
How tall are you?
5'11"
Are you an Artist?
I could buy and sell the Louvre with my friends.
Do you have an artist table?
Of course not, that's for the commoners.
Do you take commissions?
Never. I only commission others.
Do you do trades?
I will trade sips of my 1957 vintage Pinot Noir for a simple taste of your beluga caviar.
Are you a Fursuiter?
I pay others to fursuit for me.
Attending parties?
Only if Moet Chandon is served, naturally.
Do you drink?
Only beverages bottled prior to the release of the novel "To Kill A Mockingbird"
Can I buy you a drink?
Nay, let I purchase you a fine libation.
Do you smoke?
I smoke money.
Are you attending any panels?
Only panels of the finest granite or marble may do for me.
Stage or public performance?
Pish tush.
How do I identify my self to you?
Light a 100 dollar bill on fire. That way I will know you are worthy.
Rules of engagement (physical contact)?
You may kiss my feet.
Pardon me. Footpaws.
How can I find you?
I'm afraid to say nothing short of a jet plane with my name on it flying overhead will get my attention.
Can I talk to you?
Money.
Can I give you lots of money?
Of course, since any attendee at this convention is dripping in it.
Can I give you stuff?
See above.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Only upon the finest spider silks that can be woven.
Can I come to dinner with you?
Expensive.
Can I hang out with you?
Diamonds.
Can I take your picture?
Only for the cover of magazines.
How do I know if you're not looking to socialize (angry, busy or upset)?
Must have 6,000 Twitter followers at the minimum to talk to me btw.
Personality Type?
Rich and famous.
What's your goal for the con this year?
To simply soak in my incredibly elitist friendships and compare monetary successes, of course.
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Well, that jackassery over...
It has come to my attention that a whole lot of people have a negative opinion about ESG because they feel that it is elitist, only popufurs go to it, and that it snubs those who can't afford to go. I just want to tell you that if this is your opinion, you need to try living in the real world. If you believe that because someone can afford a convention (And ESG is CHEAP if you do it right), that they planned ahead to register knowing there'd be no registration at the door, and that it EXCLUDES people simply because there's no at-door registration... Then you keep doing what you do, but damn. Damn.
I know exactly who I want to see and hang out with at this grand thing and I can't fuckin' wait to go!
AND THE FRIDAY IS MAH BIRTHDAY, YO. Gunna be 23. God damn. See you all there!
The really expensive one.
Arrival/Departure
Get in Thursday, leave on Monday but I can definitely afford to stay longer
Means of transportation
First class flying obviously.
Sharing a room with
Pdawg, Cenny, Rooks and Mediar.
Who do you hang out with?
People who make 150k+ a year, minimum
Gender
Im a wealthy male
Preference
Platinum vs. gold and silver.
Relationship Status
Single and waiting for a man who can keep up with my wealth
How old are you?
Turning 23 on the Friday!
How tall are you?
5'11"
Are you an Artist?
I could buy and sell the Louvre with my friends.
Do you have an artist table?
Of course not, that's for the commoners.
Do you take commissions?
Never. I only commission others.
Do you do trades?
I will trade sips of my 1957 vintage Pinot Noir for a simple taste of your beluga caviar.
Are you a Fursuiter?
I pay others to fursuit for me.
Attending parties?
Only if Moet Chandon is served, naturally.
Do you drink?
Only beverages bottled prior to the release of the novel "To Kill A Mockingbird"
Can I buy you a drink?
Nay, let I purchase you a fine libation.
Do you smoke?
I smoke money.
Are you attending any panels?
Only panels of the finest granite or marble may do for me.
Stage or public performance?
Pish tush.
How do I identify my self to you?
Light a 100 dollar bill on fire. That way I will know you are worthy.
Rules of engagement (physical contact)?
You may kiss my feet.
Pardon me. Footpaws.
How can I find you?
I'm afraid to say nothing short of a jet plane with my name on it flying overhead will get my attention.
Can I talk to you?
Money.
Can I give you lots of money?
Of course, since any attendee at this convention is dripping in it.
Can I give you stuff?
See above.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Only upon the finest spider silks that can be woven.
Can I come to dinner with you?
Expensive.
Can I hang out with you?
Diamonds.
Can I take your picture?
Only for the cover of magazines.
How do I know if you're not looking to socialize (angry, busy or upset)?
Must have 6,000 Twitter followers at the minimum to talk to me btw.
Personality Type?
Rich and famous.
What's your goal for the con this year?
To simply soak in my incredibly elitist friendships and compare monetary successes, of course.
-
Well, that jackassery over...
It has come to my attention that a whole lot of people have a negative opinion about ESG because they feel that it is elitist, only popufurs go to it, and that it snubs those who can't afford to go. I just want to tell you that if this is your opinion, you need to try living in the real world. If you believe that because someone can afford a convention (And ESG is CHEAP if you do it right), that they planned ahead to register knowing there'd be no registration at the door, and that it EXCLUDES people simply because there's no at-door registration... Then you keep doing what you do, but damn. Damn.
I know exactly who I want to see and hang out with at this grand thing and I can't fuckin' wait to go!
AND THE FRIDAY IS MAH BIRTHDAY, YO. Gunna be 23. God damn. See you all there!
Sounds about right for furry logic.
But seriously, way to many people think that way. It all takes, time, effort, and planning
to get to ANYTHING. Especially if you do have to travel far to said Locale. Gotta love the
Masses with their incredible collective mindset.
Seriously though, have a good time! It sounds so awesome!
Hope you're having a blast :3