Alright Laddie I got one for ya. Who REALLY own's the rights to say their country invented GOLF? The Scottish or the Irish.

Sad to say, the scottish. we were hung over that morning, and missed the tee time.

Fuck kroquet. I'm gonna put the hole hundreds of yards away.

Ah, robin Williams fan! XD

YES. just watched that whole special on Youtube for the 3rd time in 5 days :P

and now i got a "catch 22" would you rather question for ya laddie.

Would you rather

A) be cured of the regression part of your problem but forever be stuck in diapers for complete loss of bladder and bowel.

or

B) regress 1 final time and stay the age you get knocked down to forever but (if you end up in a normal full control over toilet needs age) have full control again?

I hate catch 22s. I choose C. None of the above. XD The only way to break out of the catch-22 cycle is to not play the game. :P

COFFIE!!!! Why?

Becauszzzzzzzzz.....

That's not an answer..

What is your favourite tipple?

Good beer

At some point in my super-abundant free time, yes. XD

Hmmm... I've always thought it would be fun to do model rockets

Why do badgers have stripes?

Because each side is different?

A better question would be, why don't BEARS have stripes? I mean, come on! Who WOULDN'T want stripes?

What I got from that is: "I want to be a tiger or a zebra!" :p

Pffff, that's just garish. :p 2 or three stripes is all that's necessary. Like racing stripes or pin stripes on a car. XD

Maybe at some point I should get a commission of someone painting two or three stripes on me.

Funny you should say that... You should see Kay's latest pic. XD

What's your favorite flower?

What's Brock's favorite sandwich?

Columbines!

BBQ pulled pork. mmmmmmm