tonight's rant is brought too you by oats I FUCKING HATE OATS (aka oatmeal, porrige, orientalis, Rolled Oats and IT TASTE LIKE FUCKING PASTE)

ok so its a bit late at night and I think "hey I seem a bit peckish" so I got up to have a quick snack before I sleep
so I get to the kitchen and after looking around I find some uncle tobys oats and think "why dont I eat oats more often they are quick and easy to make" so I make some freaking oats and get back to my room crawl into my nice cozy bed and take a spoonful and then I remember oh my fUCKING GOD I HATE OATS SO FUCKING MUCH LIKE
ITS GLUUEEEEE
ITS SO SHIIIITTTTT
IT STICKS TO MY MOUTH LIKE 'aye bby stay with me 4eav" AND IT DOSE NOT LEAVE
ASIDE FROM THAT IT TASTES LIKE NOTHING AND IF I PUT SUGAR OR HONEY ON IT
IT MAKES IT SO FUCKING SWEET LIKE FUCKING SUGAR ITS SELF HAS DECIDED TO RAPE MY TASTE BUDS
UGGHHH AND IT LOOKS LIKE I AM GOING TO LAY BRICKS WITH IT
HOW THE HELL DO PEOPLE EAT THIS
AND IT CLAIMED TO BE "BERRY" FLAVORED
LAST TIME I CHECKED BERRY TASTED LIKE FUCKING BERRY!!
WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THIS WHHYYYYYYYYY
I.... I just really hate oats I am sorry just OOAATTTSSSS
I am just freaking done
as usual sorry for caps lock and have a good night guyss