Hey You! YEAH, YOU! Do you want a character to be portrayed in Chip's writing, for NO CHARGE?! WELL NOW YOU CAN! Simply send me a note detailing everything about your character (description, personality, likes, dislikes etc.) and the type of scenario you want written.

STUFF CHIP WILL DO FOR YOU:

Short stories!
Full, Multi-Part Collaborations (Absolutely free as well!)
Comedy!
Horror!
Thriller!
Science Fiction!
Fantasy!

STUFF CHIP WON'T DO FOR ANYONE:

Fetish stories. ESPECIALLY not one-scene fetish stories. I only involve smut when there's a plot, guys & dolls.

Ragefics. A Ragefic is a story in which another person's character (or the person themselves) is tortured and/or killed for no reason other than a petty, childish feud. People think writing these makes them badasses who instantly win the argument, when they are in fact making themselves look like little kids ("I'm goin' home, an' I'm takin' my ball wif me!" etc.)

THE ONLY RULE:
Be patient! I don't churn these out overnight, and if you can, then you should probably write the damn story yourself. I also just want to request that you kindly refrain from getting angry at me for not getting what you want exactly right the first time... That's pretty demoralizing, yes?