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I'm still single

11 years ago General

Marry me, FA.

142 Comments

Marbles ~marbles

3D Modeller

11 years ago

Only if you do anal.
I mean it.. no matter how clean I want the house you have to do it!

howlbigbadwolf ~howlbigbadwolf

Anthro Artist

11 years ago

Family guy much lol

Marbles ~marbles

3D Modeller

11 years ago

Yep

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

The only anal I do involves my boot and an ass kicking.

Marbles ~marbles

3D Modeller

11 years ago

*Grins* Hey, mine wasn't sexual.. just a smart ass.

wolfespada ~wolfespada

Anthro Artist

11 years ago

I'm single too

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

There can be only ONE!!!

*cuts off head and takes power*

Dan-aRoo ~dan-aroo

Get in the van.. I'M CANDY!!!

11 years ago

Checks his initials... DAMNIT! ><

Vera ~vera

Neighborhood Recluse

11 years ago

How many proposals thus far mr. bachelor

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

All of them

Sabletooth ~yeno

Does not come in Technicolor

11 years ago

But only if we abide Klingon traditions.

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

Kaplah

Sabletooth ~yeno

Does not come in Technicolor

11 years ago

More bloodwine! \o/

AkiraMizuhara ~akiramizuhara

11 years ago

Ohay welcome to the club
We have drinks and cookies

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

We could do BETTER than cookies

AkiraMizuhara ~akiramizuhara

11 years ago

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/.....j8XMVcFcwM9N1n
Maybe? Maybe?~ :D

JaxRabbit !jaxrabbit

Bunny Boy

11 years ago

Lucky you. o_o

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

Thanks!

JaxRabbit !jaxrabbit

Bunny Boy

11 years ago

o.o XD

Kelthis ~kelthis

Watcher

11 years ago

You have to get a bigger bushier beard, the ladies like that probably

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

Let it grow~ Let it GROOOOW~ Tell your Gillette razor "No!"~~~~~

darkmaster03 ~darkmaster03

11 years ago

Marriage =

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

So, happiness, sleep, love, anger, confusion, music, and finally sadness.

darkmaster03 ~darkmaster03

11 years ago

no, it's Note (telling you that you're a good guy butshe's just not into you anymore), then Sadness

crisisabort ~crisisabort

some kinda thing

11 years ago

And he lived happily ever after.

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

Goddammit Rina!! XDDDD

Draco_Lee_Rose ~dracoleerose

Grade A Dragon Brute

11 years ago

Feel bad no more as I am single as well......*cries softly*

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

*drinks tears... gets stronger*

Draco_Lee_Rose ~dracoleerose

Grade A Dragon Brute

11 years ago

Noooo my tears

Tanek ~tanek

Watcher

11 years ago

Yeah me too. Probably not gonna change any time soon either.

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

SOunds like you got this planned out

Tanek ~tanek

Watcher

11 years ago

Oh not at all, I'm apparently going to make someone really happy someday. At least thats what I'm told every time I'm dumped.

Roger ~roger

Digital Artist

11 years ago

Go out with me.

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

So demanding!

Radar ~thetwfz

VORE TRASH

11 years ago

only if best rp guy ok.

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

When the best RP guy okays it, lemme know

Orkekum ~orkekum

Photographer

11 years ago

Been single all my life. I am 24. Deal with it :I

howlbigbadwolf ~howlbigbadwolf

Anthro Artist

11 years ago

Your only 24 lol

Orkekum ~orkekum

Photographer

11 years ago

haha, only? :D

howlbigbadwolf ~howlbigbadwolf

Anthro Artist

11 years ago

I'm 30 and still single, thank god I'm not a female, or I be I'm deep shit

Orkekum ~orkekum

Photographer

11 years ago

why would youu be in deep shiet if you were female?

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

You want me to deal with the fact that you are 24? Mwahahaha!! FOOL!!!

I CURSE you to SLOWLY AGE EVERY DAY!!!!!

Rika ~rika

Extreme Shedder

11 years ago

I'll take your peen in marriage.

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

*wakes up in a bathtub full of ice, with stitches instead of crotch*

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING!?????!

Belshazaroth ~belshazaroth

Watcher

11 years ago

I'm not single.
I just say because all these others say they are.

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

Your non-conformist ways can't fool ME!!!

Belshazaroth ~belshazaroth

Watcher

11 years ago

What? You think I'm single still D:

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GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

Sadly, my ass could never compare to Mora's.

Also fursuits are expensive

ThePinkBunny ~thepinkbunny

Watcher

11 years ago

join the club! we have orgy's!

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

Yeah, but I heard the health benefits are not that great. :C

ThePinkBunny ~thepinkbunny

Watcher

11 years ago

Health Benefits? they offered you Health Benefits?! oh now im a mad bun! >:I they didn't offer me that! hehe xD

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GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

The only feelings I get during a wedding are the "when will this ever END???" feelings

AkeaGrommet ∞akeagrommet

Watcher

11 years ago

But then you get cake!!

NeksusCat ~neksuscat

11 years ago

Why, you don't know how to pick up a girl?
You come to the girl you like and say: 'Hey, babe! I'm a popular porn artist over the internet. Wanna help me and be my model or muse~?'
There! She's yours! ;D

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

Such sage advice

Motiif ~motiif

Anthro Artist

11 years ago

Okay let's be mates.

_{murr purr...}

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

Ahoy matey!

Motiif ~motiif

Anthro Artist

11 years ago

Wow ur cute wanna b my mate

Keiner ~keiner

Watcher

11 years ago

There's noting wrong with being single... haha... haha... *drowns tears with booze*

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

*drinks tears and booze... gets stronger*

kngru ~kngru

Digital Artist

11 years ago

A marriage to the entire userbase of a website like FA, that would have to be a Guinness record. It would have to be quite a complicated relationship though, imagine everyone standing in line for sex.

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

Yeah, slapping the wife at the dinner table would be a chore too... but I'm willing to do what it takes!!

lotix ~lotix

Anthro Artist

11 years ago

//chucks diamond rings at you

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

MY EYES!!!!

Getta ~getta

Digital Artist

11 years ago

Alright, but I want kids.

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

FIne. Someone needs to do the chores for slave wages.

Might as well be family~

Pawfurfiend ~pawfurfiend

Art Whore

11 years ago

No worries you'll find the right one soon

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

You said that, and I found the PERFECT green pepper at the grocery store a few hour later.

How did you KNOW???

Bally-Vhern ~bally-vhern

Digital Artist

11 years ago

Welcome to the club, grab a sit and take some whisky, it's goin' to be a long night.

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

I joined a club?

There's free whiskey???

HOLY SHIT!!

Bally-Vhern ~bally-vhern

Digital Artist

11 years ago

It's free only if you're manly enough. And if you have a moustache.

Canucklehead ~canucklehead

Banana

11 years ago

I wouldn't dare take you away from Jeff.

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

You've doomed me forever

Husky_Cookie ~huskycookie

Anthro Artist

11 years ago

I am alone too ! I want a girlfriend >.< !!! Anyway take a cookie and wait ! Be patient ! ^.^ Nyo !

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

So many cookies and alcohol.

You guys really DO care~

Richter_Grostenmeier ~richtergrostenmeier

Anthro Artist

11 years ago

I am ready to be your master husband/wife!

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

The Master of my Universe?

He-MAN!!!

Richter_Grostenmeier ~richtergrostenmeier

Anthro Artist

11 years ago

Not only Universe.. ХЗ But at first.. give me dat sword. I saw it on your photos!

MasterZero ~masterzero

Digital Artist

11 years ago

I know the feel bro :/

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

Really? Is he nice?

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ajisthebest ~ajisthebest

Watcher

11 years ago

Proposing to FA
http://youtu.be/9iZGne04Z8c
Just wait for something good to come along :'3

Sparxx ~sparxx

Lurker

11 years ago

Halligan ~halligan

11 years ago

I'll marry you, boo

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

Some kind of emotional wedding ghost?

MrHarryBentley ~mrharrybentley

Digital Artist

11 years ago

This wedding is gonna need a LOT of catering...
And lube.

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

Choose your dishes wisely... and you can have BOTH in ONE!!

lennud ~lennud

Digital Artist

11 years ago

You are alone when you have friends in your heart

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

Sounds unhealthy. Are my friends cholesterol?

TheKitFox ~thekitfox

Anthro Artist

11 years ago

*GASP* He asked me! He asked me!

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

What did he ask you?

Sandwich-Anomaly ~kaostheory901

Sandwich Anomaly

11 years ago

its not so bad... (goes to the woods to work on manifesto)

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

What're you doing back there...?

Sandwich-Anomaly ~kaostheory901

Sandwich Anomaly

11 years ago

Oh... Nothing illegal or anything like that. No bombs here... Just me and my singleness and that nagging feeling of being alone. Oh... And the voices. The voices telling me to do things 8D

Tokaido ~tokaido

Digital Artist, Mom Derg

11 years ago

Single? Same here! We should start a singles club!

Oh wait, that's pretty much what FA is already...

SavageShark ~savageshark

Commissioned Character Artist

11 years ago

I thought you'd never ask! pAq
...so where's my ring?

Freckles ~freckles

A Very Good Bean

11 years ago

hi fives*

Centrifugal_Bumble_Pup ~centrifugalbumblepup

Watcher

11 years ago

Eh sure, why not?

So where's my engagement ring?

GrinningOnos ~grinningonos

3D Modeller

11 years ago

I need an adult D:

s0an ~s0an

Writer

11 years ago

seanblackthorne ~seanblackthorne

PrOn Artist

11 years ago

It's overrated, don't do it.

Coon ~coon

Watcher

11 years ago

I'm 30. Throughout my 20's I sought companionship and was unable to find anything. You get to realizing after a while that you don't actually need anyone, and it is so liberating once you get there. Or maybe I just don't care about it any more?

Either way, I have friends, I have most of my needs met, and I am able to get out and go to events as I will.

Live life now. Don't wait for a partner that isn't there.

gryphon489 ~gryphon489

Watcher

11 years ago

Uh yea!

Donryu ~donryu

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

My ample man bosoms will always have a place for you and those mighty sideburns.

Miharu_Okami ~miharuokami

Crafter

11 years ago

Meh sometimes I wish I was single lol

ZebDabb ~zebdabb

Photographer

11 years ago

Oh go on then, i'll let you take me to dinner~ ;3

Narffet ~narffet

Art Corpse

11 years ago

Dinner and a movie first?

Jes ~mabyn

Digital Artist

11 years ago

Sign the prenup, man.

AlexiVallen ~alexivallen

Watcher

11 years ago

See, I'd take you on a date if I lived anywhere near you, but somehow I doubt that happening.

Cooper ~cooper

Anthro Artist

11 years ago

It's okay Matt hunny I will be your baby daddy :B

Cooper ~cooper

Anthro Artist

11 years ago

*wonks*

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

*hands you the adoption papers*

SpikedKanine ~spikedkanine

Digital Artist

11 years ago

BUT IT DOES'NT MATTER IF YOU'RE NOT

READY TO MINGLE

Tartii ~tartii

Anthro Artist

11 years ago

Talk about low standards.

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

You're just JEALOUS cuz I took FA before YOU could!

Caldy ~caldy

Photographer

11 years ago

allow me to point out all the things wrong with those three words, Its FA its like the town bicycle or a recycled condom you just dont do it man! now if you wanna marry something a little less....................."used" and desperate find and marry Netscape navigator

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

DON'T YOU JUDGE HIM/HER/IT!!!!!!!

Caldy ~caldy

Photographer

11 years ago

i have to judge it cause, I AM THE LAW! *suddenly wearing Judge dredd outfit*

Khaz ~khaz

Author/Musician/Developer

11 years ago

Okay

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

One down.... a few thousand to go.

Pawfurfiend ~pawfurfiend

Art Whore

11 years ago

I'm the same way where I sell a girlfriend, not just for sex, bit also for companionship. Alas, people like us have to find women who'll like us despite our like for fetish stuff

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

.... you sell girlfriends...?

YsaKing ~ysaking

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

Ahahahaha

MTPcrew ~mtpcrew

Digital Artist

11 years ago

Beautiful russian ones.

Pawfurfiend ~pawfurfiend

Art Whore

11 years ago

Shit I typed the wrong thing. I meant to say I seek a girlfriend not just fire the sex bit for the companionship

Rootril ~rootril

Writer

11 years ago

A free bit of advice. The person who said "better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all?" He's buried in my backyard for a reason. Because that quote is bullshit.

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

*tries to figure out how the location of a body us advice*

YsaKing ~ysaking

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

HOW are you STILL single??You're an awesome artist! Just flash a bit around and any guy/girl would fall head over heels.

Yes, even men in heels.

straycat_74 ~straycat74

bum

11 years ago

I've been single for over 14 years... I don't wanna hear it...

GuNMouTH ~gunmouth

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

Hear what? I don't recall complaining~

Dragon-chan ~dragon-chan

Anthro Artist

11 years ago

Hmmmm... throw in a box of maple bacon donuts and you've got yourself a wedding, mister~

vincentwolfe ~vincentwolfe

11 years ago

That line reminds me of this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhlA9dHWmYY

KV1NN4 ~kv1nn4

Freelance Artist

11 years ago

OoooooOOoooooh! Say yes, FA! Say yes! Don't keep a guy waiting!

sarki ~sarki

Digital Artist

11 years ago

Don't do it dude,
you know FA will leave you for Weasyl the very first argument you guys have! D:

BunnyRadish ~bunnyradish

Writer

11 years ago

I do! >-< two Matts married together forever and ever and ever and ever and ever~<3

BunnyRadish ~bunnyradish

Writer

11 years ago

Better become an atheist! Because I will haunt your ass for all time!

Voduxe ~voduxe

Writer

11 years ago

"Getting close to someone just means they need a shorter knife." ~Jack

Strega ~strega

Anthro Artist

11 years ago

There are advantages and disadvantages. Advantages: probably more money, more spare time, less drama. Disadvantages: less sex that doesn't involve toys or your hand, possible loneliness. It's a trade-off.

Halligan ~halligan

11 years ago

Start playing this for any wo/man you find yourself romantically interested in. It's bound to work, eventually.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdSmokR0Enk

Learning the dance moves will help.

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