Ich mochte es mit den Blütendolden meinen Bruder abzuschießen

Geil. xD

Im Vergleich etwas destruktiver als Tee daraus zu kochen und diesen zu trinken.

Naja, zwar aktiv destruktiver, aber wenn man sich den kochenden Tee übers Bein gießt...

Naja, zwar aktiv destruktiver, aber wenn man sich den kochenden Tee übers Bein gießt...

Google translate did not do this justice. I wish I could read much more than what I actually can, but I can't.

"The useful Plant of the year 2014 is the
SUPER AWESOME
Spitzwegerich.
WOW
Man I can remember the piss-like tee that my grandmother used to make
for me. I loved it! (for real)
Nowadays I make it, and it tastes of nothing.
Oh well.

In honor of Spitzwegerich, I have colored this journal
Piss-green. <3"

Yup, google butchered it. Didn't know you spoke German. >.>

Haha yeah. Slang doesn't work that well.
Well, I am indeed german.

Nothing a little bit of sucralose can't fix.

~Just a spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down

I'd rather use something that doesn't raises my glycemic index x)

haha
allow me to correct,
~Just a spoon full of stevia makes the medicine go down
/lack of interlect

Ooh, stevia is fine too, though for coffee sucralose is still the best for me x)