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11 years ago
Ten Reasons Why I HATE Commentary Minecraft Videos and Minecraft in General
***NOTICE: Not all of these reasons apply to everyone.***
10. There's no point. Most are just stupid.
9. MOST people who make them have no sense of humor. Some people do, but most don't.
8. They are over-credited. They do NOT deserve as much attention as they get.
7. The game has no good story. As much as I know the main point of the game is to be a sandbox game, the story that was put into it is just... stupid.
6. All that the people do in the videos is scream at nothing. They scream at the most f*cking stupid, redundant, pointless, idiotic reasons and scream as if they have mental issues! If you're going to scream in a game, have a good reason!
5. It's almost as if the creator didn't even want to put effort in the textures and graphics. They're just so sloppy. If I had the right program, I could make those same textures. It's as easy as shrinking and regrowing scribbles of color.
4. The fanbase... how obsessed can someone be over something so stupid!?
3. The MAJORITY of people who support it anymore are over-obsessed freak adults and little kids who thinks it's still cool because it used to be.
2. It's like COD... it's overrun by idiots, greedy bastards, and little kids who act like the idiots they think are cool but aren't even close.
1. Tobuscus and Sky are idiots. (Okay, not a good reason, but I can't think of a tenth one right now... oh wait! Yeah, the minecraft videos are as obnoxious as Excalibur from Soul Eater!)
REAL 1. It's not a game for "real gamers". Games that are for actual gamers have a story plot, adventure, and a challenge. Minecraft is NOTHING compared to GOOD quality games. Even HALO (1-x) is better! (I hate Halo BTW. It has a HORRIBLE story.)
Now watch as my watchers slooooowwwwwly deplete (or quickly).
~Teiru
***NOTICE: Not all of these reasons apply to everyone.***
10. There's no point. Most are just stupid.
9. MOST people who make them have no sense of humor. Some people do, but most don't.
8. They are over-credited. They do NOT deserve as much attention as they get.
7. The game has no good story. As much as I know the main point of the game is to be a sandbox game, the story that was put into it is just... stupid.
6. All that the people do in the videos is scream at nothing. They scream at the most f*cking stupid, redundant, pointless, idiotic reasons and scream as if they have mental issues! If you're going to scream in a game, have a good reason!
5. It's almost as if the creator didn't even want to put effort in the textures and graphics. They're just so sloppy. If I had the right program, I could make those same textures. It's as easy as shrinking and regrowing scribbles of color.
4. The fanbase... how obsessed can someone be over something so stupid!?
3. The MAJORITY of people who support it anymore are over-obsessed freak adults and little kids who thinks it's still cool because it used to be.
2. It's like COD... it's overrun by idiots, greedy bastards, and little kids who act like the idiots they think are cool but aren't even close.
1. Tobuscus and Sky are idiots. (Okay, not a good reason, but I can't think of a tenth one right now... oh wait! Yeah, the minecraft videos are as obnoxious as Excalibur from Soul Eater!)
REAL 1. It's not a game for "real gamers". Games that are for actual gamers have a story plot, adventure, and a challenge. Minecraft is NOTHING compared to GOOD quality games. Even HALO (1-x) is better! (I hate Halo BTW. It has a HORRIBLE story.)
Now watch as my watchers slooooowwwwwly deplete (or quickly).
~Teiru
I think the only reason it wouldn't run on a Pentium 100 is because with technology advancements, it's just so big.
randomly popped into my head and had to say it