so i was on the ground putting large bags of cut vegetable leaves into the open fridge and the head manager walks up to me and says "move the fuck out of the way!" so i pick up one of the bags of cut leaves and smack him over the head with it and he turned around and told me that was counted as assault.. :3 god that sounds terrifying when i type it like that X3 untill you know i have like the best boss ever X3 the get the fuck out of the way was with a hushed over exagerated voice with a grin and the assault thing was said with a laugh X3 later today i was in the cool room which is bellow freezing temperature in thin pants and a tshirt and he shut the doors on me and held them shut by leaning against the main door, little did he know theres a little manual emergency alarm bell literaly pressed up against the back of his head for someone inside to ring just incase someone does somehow get traped in there they can ring for help so they don't freeze to death hahha, boy did he regret that X3