Gonna hit the road this morning, should be there by this afternoon barring any catastrophes. Let's get the usual meme stuff out of the way:

Transportation: Astral Projection

How to find me: You'll first need an unholy book of sigils and runes, then you'll need to gather at least 3 pints of goat blood (the fresh stuff, not that pre-packaged shit you get at Whole Foods)...

Can I touch you: Please abide by standard social norms and conventions

Can I feed you: This will not be necessary, as I am sustained by the tears of the innocent

All the rest of those meme questions: Too lazy to look up an actual meme, figure it out yourself