Got some new neighbors in the connected duplex. They seem alright enough people, mid 20's and have a friendly boxer mix.

Ever been kneecapped by a dog with a baseball bat? Who would even give a damn bat to a dog? Sure it's cute seeing him swing it to hit his ball, but not when the son of a bitch starts running at you with it! Now when I see him outside I ask if he has his bat or not...

Only other thing is they like to have sex around 1:30/2am and have their headboard on our shared bedroom wall. First couple of times I let it go, young love and all... Then after two week of it I started blaring Tenacious D, Fuck Her Gently every time they really get going.

http://youtu.be/Pn7oEYe4ePc