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Anthrocon 2014 Meme: Prepare to Fur Edition
11 years ago
General
Where are you staying?
Westin. After twisting my ankles a record five times last year walking to the Doubletree, I said nope.
What day are you getting there?
Wednesday morning.
How are you traveling?
Midnight Bus to Pittsburgh
Who will you be rooming with?
My bur, forevah.
How is the best way to find you?
Shouting "HEY BEAR!" Despite that not being my fursona's name, most people know me by that. Also, look for the fat guy with long hair caked in sweat. ...Or look for the red-headed polar bear suit.
Are there any panels you might be attending?
A bunch. I'll be at a whole bunch of panels!
What do you look like?
Fat white guy, long hair almost always sweaty (Not due to hygiene, but overactive sweat bs in forehead), with horrible fashion sense.
Will you be suiting?
This will be my first time suiting!
Do you do free art?
Do you want a poorly-done stick figure?
Do you do trades?
Do you want an uneven trade?
Do you do badges?
Only if they involve eating you.
If you have an Artist's Table, what will you be selling?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No.
What is your gender?
Bear. Also male.
How tall are you?
6'4"
Can I talk to you?
I don't speak in suit, so...sure. But not much of a conversation if I'm in suit.
Can I touch you?
Wat.
How can I find you?
Look inside restaurants or the headless lounges.
Can I visit your room?
Polar Burs only
Can I buy you drinks?
Sure, but only fruity things.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Only if I'm in suit will I do hugs.
Are you nice?
As nice as a ferocious feral bear can be
Do you have an artist table?
Pffftno
Will you be going to parties?
Only if the polar bear party in my room works.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Matoskah, bear, bur, BEAR, POLAR BEAR all work
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If you pay your own way, sure.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
I has a sketchbook? Since whenz?
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Only if you find one first.
Can I take your picture?
If I am in suit, sure. If not, only if I know you well. Which, if you're reading this, I probably do.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Suit, drink, spend time with friends, and not pass out from heat stroke.
Westin. After twisting my ankles a record five times last year walking to the Doubletree, I said nope.
What day are you getting there?
Wednesday morning.
How are you traveling?
Midnight Bus to Pittsburgh
Who will you be rooming with?
My bur, forevah.How is the best way to find you?
Shouting "HEY BEAR!" Despite that not being my fursona's name, most people know me by that. Also, look for the fat guy with long hair caked in sweat. ...Or look for the red-headed polar bear suit.
Are there any panels you might be attending?
A bunch. I'll be at a whole bunch of panels!
What do you look like?
Fat white guy, long hair almost always sweaty (Not due to hygiene, but overactive sweat bs in forehead), with horrible fashion sense.
Will you be suiting?
This will be my first time suiting!
Do you do free art?
Do you want a poorly-done stick figure?
Do you do trades?
Do you want an uneven trade?
Do you do badges?
Only if they involve eating you.
If you have an Artist's Table, what will you be selling?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No.
What is your gender?
Bear. Also male.
How tall are you?
6'4"
Can I talk to you?
I don't speak in suit, so...sure. But not much of a conversation if I'm in suit.
Can I touch you?
Wat.
How can I find you?
Look inside restaurants or the headless lounges.
Can I visit your room?
Polar Burs only
Can I buy you drinks?
Sure, but only fruity things.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Only if I'm in suit will I do hugs.
Are you nice?
As nice as a ferocious feral bear can be
Do you have an artist table?
Pffftno
Will you be going to parties?
Only if the polar bear party in my room works.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Matoskah, bear, bur, BEAR, POLAR BEAR all work
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If you pay your own way, sure.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
I has a sketchbook? Since whenz?
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Only if you find one first.
Can I take your picture?
If I am in suit, sure. If not, only if I know you well. Which, if you're reading this, I probably do.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Suit, drink, spend time with friends, and not pass out from heat stroke.
Bear. Also male.
...I read that three times. The first two times, I SWEAR it said 'beer.'
Beer is not a gender, it's an orientation. XD