Fukin cats... I'll strantle'em! (somewhat a rant I guess?)
11 years ago
General
First off: I'm currently tired as fuck.
2nd off: Right now as I'm typing do I fucking HAVE TO listen to two bloddy cars tearin ateach othersthroats. It's 2:35 A motherfucking M! I'd eo almost ANYTHING to split them! Even if that involves sending the Crimson Fucke at them! (The Crimson Fuckr is a refrence. If you do not get that refrence, then you MUST see Helleing Abrideg. Also: sience I'm typing this journal on my iPod, will I not fix any typos after I post this.)
One of them used to be a calm and playfull friendly cat which has been here for 3-5 years. Somebody moved in less than 4 months ago, and they broughts a gat with takes everything fucking on! It mews loudly every god damn night! My Point of almost anything still stands. If no one sere to judge me in this house, would I have taken my soft-gun, and started shooting at them! (I trust in it's accuracy.)
Something I've also considered is to dress the fuck up, and run towards then, just to split'em up. If that won't work, will I bring 1,5L (0,5 gallons) of water JUST FOR THEM!
so it's currently 02:46 now, and my rolm is already WAAY too fucking hot to sleep in! I need my window open to cool down my room, but the fuckers avtually woke me the fuck up...
Now am I going to open my window. If they're still at it, am I going to silence one cat, one way or the other... I'm fucking pissed and tired. HAVE A GOOD NIGHT!
2nd off: Right now as I'm typing do I fucking HAVE TO listen to two bloddy cars tearin ateach othersthroats. It's 2:35 A motherfucking M! I'd eo almost ANYTHING to split them! Even if that involves sending the Crimson Fucke at them! (The Crimson Fuckr is a refrence. If you do not get that refrence, then you MUST see Helleing Abrideg. Also: sience I'm typing this journal on my iPod, will I not fix any typos after I post this.)
One of them used to be a calm and playfull friendly cat which has been here for 3-5 years. Somebody moved in less than 4 months ago, and they broughts a gat with takes everything fucking on! It mews loudly every god damn night! My Point of almost anything still stands. If no one sere to judge me in this house, would I have taken my soft-gun, and started shooting at them! (I trust in it's accuracy.)
Something I've also considered is to dress the fuck up, and run towards then, just to split'em up. If that won't work, will I bring 1,5L (0,5 gallons) of water JUST FOR THEM!
so it's currently 02:46 now, and my rolm is already WAAY too fucking hot to sleep in! I need my window open to cool down my room, but the fuckers avtually woke me the fuck up...
Now am I going to open my window. If they're still at it, am I going to silence one cat, one way or the other... I'm fucking pissed and tired. HAVE A GOOD NIGHT!
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Been doing it for years too, and nobody claims ownership.
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They only care about the one time our dog escaped out the front door without a leash, and sat in our yard for about 1 minute.
Apparently someone called the cops on that and they issued a warning for leash-laws.
Yet the stray has been called on a few times and they say "It probably belongs to someone". Because it runs behind the same house every time.