Sex meme
11 years ago
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
nope
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
All three, usually the morning though for some reason. I don't know, seems I can persuade him the most to do it in the mornings.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
the right side
4. Do you masturbate?
tried it, but I don't like it
5. How often? Lately?
nope
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
In a way, yes
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
bath and played around in the shower
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
yep and yes
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
both, depends on my mood
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
yes
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No
13. Would you choose love or money?
I chose love because I am stinking broke!
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Neck biting, spanking, being restrained
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
yes
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Most romantic, yeah not really. Pretty much all I remember is non romantic
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In the walk through closet, perhaps the woods
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
dry humping yes
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
no but I want to
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
no
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
no
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
I've been hit on in a dance club
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
no, just not into the ladies
24. What's your sexual preference?
men, specifically one
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
no
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
yep
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
yep
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yep
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yep
30. Do you own any sex toys?
yep
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
um, two vibrators that I don't use, assorted cock rings I don't use and flavored numbing stuff that I have used
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
someone does have pics
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
yep
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
many times
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
many, many times
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
no
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
I'm pretty much just riding him, so yeah, guess that counts.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
haven't done it yet? I don't know, sometimes we experiment.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
no but if there were two of him, heck yes
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Hashire
nope
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
All three, usually the morning though for some reason. I don't know, seems I can persuade him the most to do it in the mornings.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
the right side
4. Do you masturbate?
tried it, but I don't like it
5. How often? Lately?
nope
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
In a way, yes
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
bath and played around in the shower
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
yep and yes
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
both, depends on my mood
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
yes
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No
13. Would you choose love or money?
I chose love because I am stinking broke!
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Neck biting, spanking, being restrained
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
yes
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Most romantic, yeah not really. Pretty much all I remember is non romantic
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In the walk through closet, perhaps the woods
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
dry humping yes
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
no but I want to
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
no
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
no
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
I've been hit on in a dance club
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
no, just not into the ladies
24. What's your sexual preference?
men, specifically one
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
no
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
yep
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
yep
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yep
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yep
30. Do you own any sex toys?
yep
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
um, two vibrators that I don't use, assorted cock rings I don't use and flavored numbing stuff that I have used
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
someone does have pics
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
yep
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
many times
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
many, many times
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
no
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
I'm pretty much just riding him, so yeah, guess that counts.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
haven't done it yet? I don't know, sometimes we experiment.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
no but if there were two of him, heck yes
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Hashire
FA+

*picks up meme and waddles away with it*