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Public Announcment: Crystal Lake Residents
11 years ago
As we all know, this week's Friday happens to be the 13th of the month. In order to ensure that our peaceful, quiet community stays that way, we've come up with a few safety tips and rules.
1. Do not leave the main roads or highways. Take especial care to avoid any roadways that travel through the nearby woods.
2. If you see a person you cannot readily identify, keep your distance. If possible, leave the area ASAP and contact police to report the sighting!
3. Do not pull a 'Scooby Doo' and decide to investigate yourself; do NOT 'split up gang'! Remain in large groups, and avoid secluded or wooded areas!
4. Avoid booze, premarital sex, and drug use! For some reason, any combination of the three seems to draw attention immediately to you!
5. Do not trespass on the old campgrounds for ANY circumstances! It is considered private property these days, and you WILL be jailed if you're discovered anywhere near them!
Following these rules helps ensure your safety as well as keeping Crystal Lake a happy, peaceful community.
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Also, seeing how it's June, Friday the 13th with a full moon, I plan on celebrating Jason's birthday today with a marathon of all the previous films I've aired so far this month, leading up to Parts 8 and 9. Showtime is set to start around 1 pm EST, or thereabouts.
May try to have a few special treats in store for between movies, so hope to see ya there!
1. Do not leave the main roads or highways. Take especial care to avoid any roadways that travel through the nearby woods.
2. If you see a person you cannot readily identify, keep your distance. If possible, leave the area ASAP and contact police to report the sighting!
3. Do not pull a 'Scooby Doo' and decide to investigate yourself; do NOT 'split up gang'! Remain in large groups, and avoid secluded or wooded areas!
4. Avoid booze, premarital sex, and drug use! For some reason, any combination of the three seems to draw attention immediately to you!
5. Do not trespass on the old campgrounds for ANY circumstances! It is considered private property these days, and you WILL be jailed if you're discovered anywhere near them!
Following these rules helps ensure your safety as well as keeping Crystal Lake a happy, peaceful community.
****
Also, seeing how it's June, Friday the 13th with a full moon, I plan on celebrating Jason's birthday today with a marathon of all the previous films I've aired so far this month, leading up to Parts 8 and 9. Showtime is set to start around 1 pm EST, or thereabouts.
May try to have a few special treats in store for between movies, so hope to see ya there!
"HELLO?"
Shh Shhh Shhh Ah ah ah
"BILLY?"
Shh Shhh Shhh Ah ah ah
"I'M GONNA GO TAKE A SHOWER"
(I forgot what the hell I was referencing, but it had some strange relation to this journal...And friday the 13th series...)
PFFFFFAHAHAHA Niiice. XD Have fun with the marathon. XD And alll the treats
*puts down my Mighty Ducks "Ducks Rock!" T-Shirt and Hockey Duck Mask*