So I just got out of the theater after watching How To Train Your Dragon 2. I've been waiting for this movie for several weeks. The ongoing thought in my head: "Please don't suck, please don't suck, please don't suck..."

Well... it sucks.

I was really hoping it wouldn't, but unfortunately this movie has classic Sequel Syndrome: Now that the main character's, and indeed entire setting's, story arc was finished in the first movie, the writers can't figure out what to do with another hour and a half of screentime. In this case, they just threw a bunch of different plot points together into a big pile and called it a movie.

There are parts that are good. The entire first third is great, and there are one or two moments beyond that. But honestly, the entire second half isn't worth watching. Certainly not more than once. Way too many shallow characters and Deus Ex Machinas, especially when they're basically crammed back-to-back. Honestly, this movie feels like they just threw half a dozen fanfictions together.

In summary, the biggest problem is a lack of focus.

Shame. I really, really, really wanted to like this movie. Haven't been this disappointed since Eragon...