Stole this from because my tablet's broke and I'm bored.

Also I've never done a meme before and thought it might be fun...


Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
Yes

Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Video?
VIdeos are more fun...

Vibrator or Dildo?
Vibrator - anything that takes batteries is more fun!

Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
Lights on!

Word preference: Pussy or Cunt?
Pussy

Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
Yes

More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Airplane?
Ummmm. Not had, but I think Airplane?

Word preference: Cock or Dick?
Cock

Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
Bondage tape is fun...

Which threesome: Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
B/G/G

Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex with a Stranger?
Depends on the strangers...

Newly Discovered fetish?
Havn't found any new fetishes in years...

Master or slave?
situational switch - depends on who I'm with

Slut or whore?
Slut. Nobody wants to pay me. :(

Light Bondage or heavy?
Light - it's more fun when they can struggle!

Whispering or screaming?
Whispering

Ever lost your sanity?
Still looking...it's here...somewhere...

Most coveted perversion?
coveted by whom?

Under the boot or wearing the boot?
Wearing I guess?

Hot Candle wax or warm?
Warm

Relationship Status:
Married

Orientation:
mostly straight

Body type:
Kinda chubby

Religion:
mostly Christian

Zodiac Sign?
Libra

Smoke / Drink:
Sorry I don't smoke...tobacco - not only do I drink, I make my own liqours.

Current Location:
In bed

Your Weakness:
pretty eyes and flat chests

Your Best Physical Feature:
Eyes (grey with gold) and hair (long blond pony tail)

Your Bedtime:
9pm. Sometimes.

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
Lessee...10...20...30...damn. Lost count.

In the past week have you masturbated:
I'm fapping right now...

Number of Piercings:
None

Number of Tattoos:
None

Do you consider yourself perverted?
Heh. Heheh. Heheheheheheheheheheh. Oh my yes.

At what age did you lose your virginity?
23

Have you ever deflowered a virgin?
No - always wanted to though

If you give head, do you swallow?
I would if I did

Do you like oral stimulation of the anus?
Ummmm. Not if you want a kiss afterwards...

Do you like penetration of the anus?
Mmmmmyes

Have you ever tried fisting?
No

How would you rate the intensity of your sexual desires?
See below

Nymphomaniac?
Yes. Wait - can guys be nymphomaniacs?

Do sexual preoccupations interfere with other activities?
Sometimes...

Are you promiscuous?
No

Do you ever regret sleeping with someone?
No

Do you ever have phone sex?
A few times

Do you ever call a 900 number (or similar commercial service) for phone sex?
Just for laughs when I was a kid

Do you ever make obscene phone calls?
Define obscene...

Have you ever had a sexual experience that defies your "normal" orientation?
A few times

Have you ever made yourself up to resemble the opposite gender?
No

Have you ever had an erotic experience with a transvestite or transsexual?
No

Do you find feet, toes, or shoes erotic?
Beautiful in an artistic way, yes. Erotic...not really

Do you find underwear, lingerie, or hosiery erotic?
Not in and of itself

Do you find long hair, cut hair, or shaved hair erotic?
Mmmmmm. Shaved bits are...fun. Wait - did you mean head hair?

Have you ever peeped on someone?
yes

Have you ever used a recording device such as a video camera to peep on someone?
yes

Have you ever been caught peeping on someone?
yes

Have you ever "flashed" someone?
Not in person (yay for digital cameras!)

Are you a sadist or masochist
masochist

Have you ever slapped, spanked, or whipped someone during a sexual act?
Yes

Have you ever been slapped, spanked, or whipped during a sexual act?
No

Have you ever cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed someone during a sexual act?
Yes

Have you ever been cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed during a sexual act?
Yes - love to be bitten too!

Do you like bondage?
Oh my yes!

Like to be tied up?
mmmmmmmnot really

Like to tie up partner?
Yeppers!

Have you ever participated in a threesome?
Several

If so, what gender were your partners?
1 male, 1 female

What is the maximum number of partners you've had during a sex act?
2

What is the most people you have slept with in a single day?
2

Does the idea of sharing a partner (such as inviting a neighbor to have sex with your spouse) excite you?
Not in and of itself

Have you ever had sex with a relative?
There's a reason they call them kissing cousins...

As a minor, did you ever have sex with an adult?
No

As an adult, have you ever had sex with a minor?
No

Have you ever had sex with a person of retirement age?
No

Have you ever had sex with an animal?
Define sex...