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terminallyCapricious: a tragedy
11 years ago
tC: WhEn i wAs a bOy mY AbUsIvE FaThEr... He.... tOoK AwAy mY FiRsT CaN Of fAyGo. He tOlD Me tHaT It wAs jUsT A DiSgUsTiNg cArBoNaTeD BeVeRaGe, NoT A WiCkEd sWeEt mIrAcLe fIlLeD ElIxIr.
On aNd oN, i wAs sCrEaMiNg... He wOuLd nOt sToP TaLkInG AbOuT WhAt iT WaS MaDe oUt oF! hE DiDn't uNdErStAnD ThAt aLl i wAnTeD To dO Is cOnTiNuE BeLiEvInG ThAt iT WaS A MiRaClE! sO... i sMaShEd hIs hEaD In wItH A JuGgLiNg pIn.
HeRe lIeS My fAtHeR... mOtHeR FuCkEr dIdN'T BeLiEvE In mIrAcLeScG: GAMZEE YOU LYING PUTRID DICKMONGERING SCUMBAG!
THAT DIDN'T ACTUALLY HAPPEN!tC: Of cOuRsE It dId, BrOtHeR.
I WoUlDn't tElL YoU OtHeRwIsE