1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Fuck yes...  Phresh mmm that Preshness is sexy

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I would say night, but that doesn't mean I haven't done all three several times.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Right smack in the fuckin' middle all sprawled out

4. Do you masturbate?
Nooooppppeeee

5. How often? Lately?
I JUST SAID NO GOD DAMMIT

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
If monopoly money counts, then yes.

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers, but I like bubble baths if I'm high.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
The real questions is.... how many times have I had sex in the shower or bath.

9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
I read hentai, well... specific hentai, with story preferably.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I don't really have a preference, somewhere in the middle, I don't want a bitch comin' at me with a knife aimed at my cock

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Not sexually.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Does anybody know all of the people on their friend's list

13. Would you choose love or money?
Love, I don't really like living on money.

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Stockings, petite females, and twinks.

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
I wouldn't say yes... but I wouldn't say someone hasn't tried.

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
On the beach at night.

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Either in a porta-potty, or in a cable car at night.

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
The question is how many times have I been caught having sex. xD

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
NOPE, NEVER WILL

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Bars are disgusting, and I do not wish to go to one.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No, but I have been kicked out of several girl's and guy's houses.

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No... -.-

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Is that a fucking rhetorical question? The answer is obviously yes.

24. What's your sexual preference?
I swing both ways, but my preference leans toward men.


25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Yes

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yes

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes

30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
I'd rather not say in front of the children.

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Mark has a video of us having sex, and.... almost all of my exes have naughty naught pics of me.

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope, that's disrespectful, I do not wish to have sex with someone unless I actually know them.

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
omg wat r u waring, omg i hav no pruf that u r not waring nything (No I have not)

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Well... I do have sexual roleplaying sequences quite frequently.

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Eh, it feels good as fuck, but not really.

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
The Seated Scissors.

38. What's your favorite sex act?
I like being someone's first.

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yes, quite a few times actually.

40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?

 Phresh (Watch every fuckin' thing be no)