Chum-buddy sleeping bags. Get eaten by a great white shark or an orca while you sleep.
Have a flat tire use a wooden round or a manhole cover when you can't get AAA and don't have a spare.
Strange companions being strange. Need a soda? otters got you covered.

All while I lay as still as I can trying to not use my at the moment useless legs. They have an ornate way of saying pain and extreme overuse through severe shin splints and cramping. So I'm Watching myth busters, YouTube and searching for more marine life inspired plushes to add to the slowly growing family as I weirdly recover for tomorrow.