► Name ➔ Brayden "Fernando" Anderson
► Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔ Yeah.
► Are you single ➔ Mhmm, Come at me ladies! No just kidding, ew.
► Are you happy ➔ FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK NO
► Are you bored ➔ FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK YES
► Are you sad ➔ No, I'm extremely pissed off, faggot
► Are you Italian ➔ No
► Are you German ➔ No, but I'm Welsh as fuck
► Are you Asian ➔ Ching Ching Ling Ling Nope
► Are you angry ➔ 24/7 I'm horny like the devil
► Are you Irish ➔ No, but I'm Welsh as fuck
► Are your parents still married ➔ Yes

TEN FACTS

► Birth Place ➔ Cardiff
► Hair Color ➔ Dark as fuck brown
► Eye color ➔ Dark as fuck brown
► Birthday ➔ December 12
► Mood ➔ Pissed
► Gender ➔ WHAT THE FUCK IS A SONIC
► Lefty or Righty ➔ Left
► Summer or winter ➔ Winter is coming
► Morning or afternoon ➔ Night is the time of my creative peak

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
► Are you in love ➔ Yes, his name is potato chips
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ Of course, I've had it happen before
► Who ended your last relationship ➔ The partner always ends it, because I'm a neurotic cunt
► Have you ever been hurt ➔ #AlwaysGetsCheatedOnNoMatterWhat
► Have you ever broken someone's heart ➔ Nope, never. I don't like hurting someone else, because I'm a neurotic cunt
► Are you friends with your ex ➔ I can't bare doing that, too many memories.
► Are you afraid of commitment ➔ Nope, in fact, I'm probably the clingiest mother fucker ever.
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ Yessir
► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ I WOULDN'T FUCKING KNOW, KEY TERM "SECRET"
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ Yes, I ran out of money to buy potato chips

TEN CHOICES
► Love or lust ➔ Love
► Lemonade or iced tea➔ Lemonade motherfucker!
► Cats or Dogs ➔ Goldfish
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ A few best friends is all I need
► Television or internet ➔ Internet
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ Piss
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ Wild night out, hell yeah, 420 Swag Blaze YOLOcaust
► Day or night ➔ Night
► IM or Phone ➔ Phone

TEN HAVE YOU EVER
► Been caught sneaking out ➔ Too many times
► Fallen off the stairs ➔ Yes, fuck yes, I can't even walk down stairs anymore.
► White water rafted ➔ I'm wet for you, baby.
► Finished an entire jawbreaker ➔ FUCK YES, JAWBREAKERS WERE MY LIFE WHEN I WAS A KID
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ Yes, there was this girl named Kristina, and she was... just amazing... but... she didn't like me due to my mediocre too bad looks.
► Prank called a store ➔ FUCK YES, OH MY GOD YES, I CALLED AN ADULT VIDEO STORE AND ASKED FOR BESTIALITY PORN
► Skipped school ➔ Who the fuck hasn't, pussies... pussies don't skip school.
► Wanted to disappear ➔ Yeah, sometimes I do, but that is another story for another time.

TEN PREFERENCES
► Smile or eyes ➔ Smile
► Light or dark hair ➔ Dark
► Fat , curvy or skinny ➔ A chubby woman tends to be a better woman, but I prefer curvy
► Shorter or Taller ? ➔ Shorter
► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ Both, I lean towards intelligence. As long as your nipples don't look like bananas, or your vagina looks like a goats face...
► Jock or Nerd ➔ 420 Blaze it, football and soccer, WHAT THE FUCK IS A SPORTS, SERIOUSLY, I DON'T UNDERSTAND THEM, NERDZ4LYFE
► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ Relationship
► Funny and poor OR rich and serious ➔ I will always choose the poor one, they tend not to be a tentsquatting dumb footfucker

LAST

► Last Phone Call ➔  phresh
► Last phone call you received ➔ I don't really get phonecalls
► Last person you hung out with ➔  phresh
► Last thing you ate ➔ My girlfriend's pussy, ahahaha, #SWAG
► Last thing you drank ➔ Bong water #420
► Last site you went to ➔ MSPAINTADVENTURES FAGGOTS!
► Last place you were ➔ My room... locked in my room... forever.... lol gay

RELATIONSHIPS
► Are you in a committed relationship ➔ Nope, but I'd love to be eventually
► When was your last relationship ➔ About a year ago.
► Have you ever loved a guy/girl more than anything else in the world? ➔ Yes, I have... but I tend to make that mistake a lot.
► Do you still love them ➔ Sometimes I think I do, but then I realise that I can't.
► Do you like someone right now ➔ Yeah, but like I said... that's another story for another time.

FAMILY
► Do you and your family get along ➔ NO NO NO NO NO NO FUCK MY DAD, FUCK MY MOM, FUCK EVERYONE
► Would you say you have a "messed up life"➔ ...I would assume so, fucking idiots.
► Have you ever run away from home ➔ Yeah, I was out in the streets of LA for 2 weeks before the cops found me.
► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ Yeah, of course... I don't have the best attitude to my parents.
► If so, how long ➔ A few days

FRIENDS
► Do you secretly hate one of your friends ➔ YES, OH MY GOD, MY FRIEND DYLLAN IS A DUMB ASS-SHITTING PILE OF GO FUCK YOURSELF
► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ Nopeeeeeeee
► Who are/is your best friend(s) ➔  phresh
► Would you die for them ➔ I would die for Cain, Sam, Mara, Mark, and Elijah... but I guess it's too late for Elijah, I would gladly trade my life for his, though.
► Who knows everything about you ➔  phresh HOLY MOTHER FUCK DOES HE KNOW EVERYTHING, EVEN WHAT MY COCK LOOKS LIKE
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