stolen from  Saucy-mo

Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
I think I'd be too tired in the morning

Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Video?
Videos gogogogogogo

Vibrator or Dildo?
...lol

Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
Depends on how dark it is >D

Word preference: Pussy or Cunt?
pussy is the only one you can play off =D

Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
o_O none, thanks.

More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Airplane?
eithor would be pretty akward XD

Word preference: Cock or Dick?
PENIS

Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
Rope XP

Which threesome: Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
m/m/f ftw... as long as I'm one =D

Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex with a Stranger?
with a stranger I *might* be able to get the balls for

Newly Discovered fetish?
Rimming >.> <.<

Master or slave?
Slave XD I don't have the testosterone levels for anything else

Slut or whore?
slut =D

Light Bondage or heavy?
Light, easier movement

Whispering or screaming?
depends on who's fucking who XD

Ever lost your sanity?
I had it?

Most coveted perversion?
Definitely being dominated/ rape >.> <.<

Spanking?
NO U

Submissive?
Yes

Under the boot or wearing the boot?
Under =D

Hot Candle wax or warm?
warm *totally not a pussy*

Relationship Status:
alone D= figures...

Orientation:
Bi

Body type:
semi-muscular? I have an odd body shape, too large of an ass for a dude <.<

Religion:
lol

Zodiac Sign?
a who what now?

Smoke / Drink:
Drunk once, good things happened XD

Current Location:
TEH GAME ROOM

Your Weakness:
The puppy dog eyes/ cuddling

Your Best Physical Feature:
I have one? I'd guess... I dunno D=

Your Bedtime:
11 pm

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
yes

In the past week have you masturbated:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... oh you were seriously asking?

Number of Piercings:
None, want one XD

Number of Tattoos:
None

Do you consider yourself perverted?
I consider perversion a state of mind

At what age did you lose your virginity?
half lost at 17?

Have you ever deflowered a virgin?
sorta XD

If you give head, do you swallow?
Almost did, ended up in my eye as I needed to breathe at a bad time

Do you like oral stimulation of the anus?
No idea

Do you like penetration of the anus?
like I said, half XD still not sure, didn't work out well

Have you ever tried fisting?
*blinks*

How would you rate the intensity of your sexual desires on a scale of 1-10?
depends on the time

Nymphomaniacal?
a hypawhosywhat?

Do sexual preoccupations interfere with other activities?
Depends on the time XFD

Are you promiscuous?
*so didn't have to look that up* not when I'm not single =D

Do you ever regret sleeping with someone?
sorta >>

Do you ever have phone sex?
no

Do you ever call a 900 number (or similar commercial service) for phone sex?
No

Do you ever make obscene phone calls?
no

Have you ever had a sexual experience that defies your "normal" orientation?
uhh when I was straight I got felt up in a locker room XD

Have you ever made yourself up to resemble the opposite gender?
NO

Have you ever had an erotic experience with a transvestite or transsexual?
no

Do you find feet, toes, or shoes erotic?
lol quagmire

Do you find underwear, lingerie, or hosiery erotic?
sometimes

Do you find long hair, cut hair, or shaved hair erotic?
depends on the gender

Have you ever peeped on someone?
....maybe

Have you ever used a recording device such as a video camera to peep on someone?
no XD

Have you ever been caught peeping on someone?
no

Have you ever "flashed" someone?
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT <.< My blanket fell off

Are you a sadist or masochist?
No

Have you ever slapped, spanked, or whipped someone during a sexual act?
No

Have you ever been slapped, spanked, or whipped during a sexual act?
No

Have you ever cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed someone during a sexual act?
No o__O

Have you ever been cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed during a sexual act?
....what is with you people <.<

Do you like bondage?
Yes XD

Like to be tied up?
like the concept, never tried

Like to tie up partner?
above

Have you ever participated in a threesome?
No, are you offering? =D

If so, what gender were your partners?
>.>

What is the maximum number of partners you've had during a sex act?
1

What is the most people you have slept with in a single day?
1

Does the idea of sharing a partner (such as inviting a neighbor to have sex with your spouse) excite you?
depends

Have you ever had sex with a relative?
o_______________________O W...T....F....

As a minor, did you ever have sex with an adult?
No

As an adult, have you ever had sex with a minor?
*blinks*

Have you ever had sex with a person of retirement age?
brb vomiting

Have you ever had sex with an animal?
lol beastiality