Was bored, so I stole this from Cecil-Sayataki.

RULES:
Spell either your name or your fursona's name out using the letters and phrase below.

A: Easy to Fall in Love With
B: You Like People
C: You Are Really Silly
D: One in a Million
E: Great in Bed
F: You Love To Drink
G: You Never Let People Tell You What to Do
H: You Are Quirky
I: You Are Popular with All Types of People
J: People Adore You
K: You're Wild and Crazy
L: Unbelievably Great in Bed
M: Best Kisser Ever
N: You Like to Drink
O: Crazy
P: Great in Bed
Q: You Are a Hypocrite
R: F*cking Crazy
S: You Are Dead Sexy
T: You're Loyal to Those You Love
U: You Really like to Chill
V: You are Not Judgmental
W: You are Very Broad Minded
X: You Never Let People Tell You What to Do
Y: best boy/girl anyone could ask for
Z: Always Ready


R: F*cking Crazy
I: You Are Popular with All Types of People
V: You are Not Judgmental
E: Great in Bed
R: F*cking Crazy

The only thing that's crazy about River is that he doesn't try to avoid death. if anything, he walks right into it without flinching or backing down. The other stuff fits him just fine though.

Now for my actual, legal name.

N: You Like to Drink
I: You Are Popular with All Types of People
C: You Are Really Silly
H: You Are Quirky
O: Crazy
L: Unbelievably Great in Bed
A: Easy to Fall in Love With
S: You Are Dead Sexy

I think that one speaks for itself.