Because I can. And I like these.

Where are you staying?
That there Hampton Inn. It's over there, by you know...that place.

What day are you getting there?
I live here in Pittsburgh, so I'm kind of already here. :)

Who will you be rooming with?
 scratchkitty and  androo

Who will you hang out with during the convention?
Perhaps you! But assuredly  scratchkitty,  androo,  kittysaurus,  mehndix,  sunstreak,  kyote,  red-dog,  xavierfoxshandi - and that's just to name a few!

What is the best way to find you?
That's a dang good question. Actually? Probably sending me a tweet ScrapperFerret. Other than that, just look for me!

Are there any panels you might be attending?
I have no idea. But most likely the mustelids meetup! :3

What do you look like?
.......a ferret? But seriously, folks...out of suit, I'm 6' tall, cueball bald, and probably a van dyke facial scruff. Good clue that it's me is I have a penchant to be wearing a soccer jersey of some type. Manchester United, German national, Italian national. I tend to dress more athletic or golf shirt/jeans during the daylight hours.

Will you be suiting?
Yeppers!! Either Scrapper the ferret or Lex the Lucario. At nighttime there's a chance you'll see me in my Jackal Soldier costume.

Do you do free art?
If I could draw, I'd probably do that. But I can't draw. So that really limits your options.

Do you do trades?
See above. :)

Do you do badges/commissions?
See above above. :D

What is your gender?
Well, I look pretty stereotypically male. But I've got two sides to me, so I generally don't really subscribe to the binary definition.

How tall are you?
6'

Are you mated/in a relationship?
Been in a long-time relationship with  scratchkitty

Can I talk to you?
Sure! Please do. I love talking to people. :) Sometimes I can actually be a bit shy starting a conversation. Sometimes.

Can I touch you?
If I know you, sure thing. If I've just met you, we'll play that by ear. Do me one favor though - PLEASE do not blindly glomp me. I'm still working on recovering from a bit of lingering knee damage. Unexpected glomps will actually get you to see a very displeased ferret.

Can I visit your room?
See above. I seem to be saying that a lot today!

Can I give you stuff?
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllls yeah! Just avoid stuff like bugs, three-day old bread, three-day old sushi or anything else that's deemed as kind of nasty.

Are you nice?
I seem to think so. I'd say I can be described by others as generally soft-hearted.

How long are you going?
Till the end, my friend!

Do you have an artist table?
I do not. But lots of my friends do! And I will happily shill for them. :)

Will you be going to parties?
I wouldn't mind, but I suppose I'd need an invitation!

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Yell "SCRAPPER!!!". Or just tap me on the shoulder. Or wave. Or show me something shiny.

Can I look in your sketchbook?
I don't have one.

Can I draw in your sketchbook?
::cough:: See above!!

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Mayyyyyyyyyyyyyyybe. Falls under the "do I know you" rule.

Can I take your picture?
Absolutely! I lovelovelovelove taking pictures.

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Meet new peeps!!!