FC meme
17 years ago
General
Where are you staying?
My lair, since it's only about 15 minutes away.
Where will you be most of the time during the days?
I'm usually hanging out in the lobby or artist lounge talking with people and/or drawing.
Who will you be with?
My pet hyena, Jace.
Do you do free art?
Yes, actually. I'll draw in your sketchbook if you want my chicken scratch. I won't draw on loose pieces of paper or cheap spiral bound books though. I only draw in real sketchbooks... something that has longevity and that you show around to your friends.
Please only ask me to draw for you if you really want something by me. Nothing sucks like being used as a 'filler' artist. But if you do really like my work and want me to draw something for you, I'd love to. I'm not the most popular artist out there, and few people ask, you know?
Do you do trades?
I'd love to. I love the heck out of porn, and I love getting sketches from other artists.
Seriously, you don't understand how much I love getting more porn in my sketchbooks.
Do you do commissions?
No. Art is a hobby for me.
Do you have prints/CDs ?
No. You can get my stuff for free on FA.
What suits will you have?
I'm not a fur suit type.
What is your gender?
Male
How old are you?
Don't ask.
How tall are you?
6'2".
Can I touch you?
I like being rubbed. A lot.
Can I talk to you?
Sure. Just be careful. If you bring up the topic of sports cars or racing, I can't be shut up. I'm really annoying.
Draconic genitalia is always a good ice breaker.
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
If they're Gatorades. I don't drink alcohol. I don't smoke. And I don't do drugs of any kind. I'm just a sex fiend is all.
Can I give you lots of money?
I make a lot more money than you do. Keep it.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Yes, please. Careful though. I get dirty thoughts.
Often.
Are you nice?
I don't think I am. But others seem to claim that I am.
Can I pounce, glomp, tackle, or unf you?
Pounce, glomp, or tackle... yes.
Unf? You'd be the one under my belly, not the other way around. I'm a very toppish dragon. And I like to screw both girls and boys.
I'm very careful about who I actually play with though. Wish I didn't have to be. I'd be damned promiscuous if it wasn't dangerous.
My lair, since it's only about 15 minutes away.
Where will you be most of the time during the days?
I'm usually hanging out in the lobby or artist lounge talking with people and/or drawing.
Who will you be with?
My pet hyena, Jace.
Do you do free art?
Yes, actually. I'll draw in your sketchbook if you want my chicken scratch. I won't draw on loose pieces of paper or cheap spiral bound books though. I only draw in real sketchbooks... something that has longevity and that you show around to your friends.
Please only ask me to draw for you if you really want something by me. Nothing sucks like being used as a 'filler' artist. But if you do really like my work and want me to draw something for you, I'd love to. I'm not the most popular artist out there, and few people ask, you know?
Do you do trades?
I'd love to. I love the heck out of porn, and I love getting sketches from other artists.
Seriously, you don't understand how much I love getting more porn in my sketchbooks.
Do you do commissions?
No. Art is a hobby for me.
Do you have prints/CDs ?
No. You can get my stuff for free on FA.
What suits will you have?
I'm not a fur suit type.
What is your gender?
Male
How old are you?
Don't ask.
How tall are you?
6'2".
Can I touch you?
I like being rubbed. A lot.
Can I talk to you?
Sure. Just be careful. If you bring up the topic of sports cars or racing, I can't be shut up. I'm really annoying.
Draconic genitalia is always a good ice breaker.
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
If they're Gatorades. I don't drink alcohol. I don't smoke. And I don't do drugs of any kind. I'm just a sex fiend is all.
Can I give you lots of money?
I make a lot more money than you do. Keep it.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Yes, please. Careful though. I get dirty thoughts.
Often.
Are you nice?
I don't think I am. But others seem to claim that I am.
Can I pounce, glomp, tackle, or unf you?
Pounce, glomp, or tackle... yes.
Unf? You'd be the one under my belly, not the other way around. I'm a very toppish dragon. And I like to screw both girls and boys.
I'm very careful about who I actually play with though. Wish I didn't have to be. I'd be damned promiscuous if it wasn't dangerous.
FA+

That sounds painful.
I'm doing a large sculpture of one of my dragon story characters, and yesterday I sculpted in the dragon's genitalia. It's really cool to flesh out this kind of detail!