I was inside the movie Momento and trying to get away from the actress who played Trinity in Matrix. Ended up riding my bike around while carting a massive tripod for a camera I didn't have, then went traveling on the road... on a surf board that I just say on and used my hands to push myself forward during which a talking cat climbed on my back. Later I went back in time to an old western civil war battle where the villain from Will Smith's Wild Wild West movie was leading the opposing army. Was one hell of a marksman but we were defeated. As I knelt before the enemy they noticed I was out of place and looked odd. That's when I realized I was wearing modern clothing and then convinced them that I was from the future all thanks to the fact my sweater was made out of polyester... thank god for plastic right? I escaped and suddenly turned into batman navigating through the backyard to some palace. I used wire cutters to get through barbed wire fences as an attack dog was hunting me. Turned out he just wanted a belly rub. I woke up when I started climbing


WHY!!! I don't dream about big lovely ladies giving me snuggles but I can dream about this crazy shit!? I've even had a dream that Captain Barbosa forced me to rest against his side (don't know where that came from WTF!?)