"da booty"

*ding ding ding*

What do I win?

You win.... a beargator sized buttplug

Yay?

I am a slave to my confusing mind.
The exit I can never seem to find.
I never seem to leave a thought behind.
Thoughts float about in every shape and kind.

Far more complex than points in Hilbert Space.
There is no end to this eventful race.
I Close my eyes and hide my shameful face.
Can never exit this disturbing place.

That and buttsecks. Because buttsecks is the answer to everything.

Wow.... that was creative

It's crap compared to what I can write if I was in a mood to write.
It's in iambic pentameter, and that's all that's good about it xD

but not anymore my soul is now free

The most obvious answer for you would be Nutella ._."