Did I ever mention to you all that I absolutely despise the 100 question memes? Unfortunately, I've been tagged, and following the rules of the internet, I must abide, or forever be scarred by antilulz.

I'm supposing this is a meme about oneself, so I'm going to be brutally honest about everything. 99% of you aren't going to read the whole damn thing, but oh well, here it is if you give a flip. Here goes:

ARE YOU:

1. Perfect ?
I could stand to lose a little weight. I'm pretty tall, but I'm a little lazy. Wouldn't take a ton of work to just get in-shape and toned.

2. Tall ?
See above. I'm about 6'2"

3. In your pajamas ?
Yes

4. Left handed ?
Only for fappage.


LAST:

1. Friend you saw :
 Zeezy

2. Talked to on the phone :
My mom

3. Person to text you :
Don't text me, ever... I will hunt you down.

4. Was today better than yesterday ?
Getting a booster on my Hep B today, had to work yesterday. I'll leave that one open to debate.


FAVORITES :

Number :
69

Color(s) :
White, Gray, Black, Silver, Palladium, Sodium, brushed steel

Fruit :
Mandarin Oranges

Place :
Cocoa Beach, Florida


QUESTIONS & ANSWERS :

Q: What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?
A: Turned on my Mac and started talking to friends. Hello!

Q: Do you have anything bothering you ?
A: I'll save that for an entirely separate journal entry.

Q: What's the last movie you saw ?
A: The Milpitas Monster, with  Cirrus

Q: Where is the last place you went ?
A: Work at Gamestop

Q. Do you smile a lot ?
A: When I'm happy or content, I always smile.

Q: Do you wish upon stars ?
A: Fuck stars.

Q: Are you a friendly person ?
A: I try to always be open to everyone I meet, but sometimes I meet those people out there who I just want to beat the shit out of for no reason. You know what I mean?

Q: Where did you sleep last night ?
A: On the couch, next to my iMac.

Q: When was the last time you cried ?
A: Oh, I actually keep a log-book of that, where is it?... A few days ago.

Q: What was your last thought before going to sleep last night ?
A: Something about sucking dragon cock. I'unno. I blame my Sea Dragon toy.

Q: Rate life as of right now one being bad, ten being great?
A: 3

Q: What do you hear right now ?
A: "I love you" from one particular person, even though I say it to him all the time, I never hear it back.

Q: Does anything hurt right now ?
A: My heart, my head, my tailhole (strokes the Sea Dragon).

Q: What's your favorite month ?
A: . June

Q: What did you do last night ?
A: Work, arrange for moving into my own apartment by myself, eat awesome foods, ride home, browse FA, throat my Seadragon, paw off, go to bed.


EIGHT EMOTIONS :

Are you missing someone right now?
All too much. I miss you, I love you, I want to be with you, Zeezy.

Are you happy?
I don't know. I'm never sure anymore.

Are you sad?
Yes, but I hide it well.

Are you bored?
Yes, but I know there are things to look forward to.

Are you nervous?
I take things as they come, but some things that are coming up soon have me a little shaky.

Are you tired?
I just woke up.


ABOUT YOU :

Real name?
Ian Brown

Nick names ?
Ara, Arashi, Arashiin, Stormdragon, Huggy-Arry, Awrawr, Ara-kun...

Eye color ?
IRL: Brown with a gray-ring around the outside
Ara: Brilliant silver

Zodiac sign ?
Aquarius / Dragon

Male or female ?
Penis

Smart?
Yes

Hair color ?
IRL: Brown
Ara: Ice-White

Tall or short?
See above. I'm 6'2"

Sweats or Jeans?
Shorts, all the damn time.

Phone or Camera?
iPhone 3G / Canon Powershot A720 IS

Drink or Smoke?
No or No

Tattoos ?
Markers are better

Righty or lefty?
Depends on what I'm doing.


FIRSTS :

First best friend?
Travis George, still hang with him now and then.

first crush?
Amber Bortner, but then I gay'd. LOL

First pet?
Squeeze (Ball Python)

First big vacation?
6 years old, Australia to meet family.

Eating?
Nothing atm.

Drinking ?
See above.

I'm about to:
Post this, paw off, and go out for a while.

Listening to?
My iMac's fan.

Plans for today?
Get a shot, pick up Spark, go hang with Cirrus(?), paw off...

Drank bubbles?
Fuck bubbles

Lost glasses/contacts?
Several times, it sucks.

Ran away from home?
Yes, when my mom found out I was a fur. We don't talk about it anymore.

Broken someone's heart?
vice-versa.

Been arrested?
No


DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

Miracles?
No, only in logic and chance happenings.

Yourself?
Wish I could.

Heaven?
No

Santa Claus ?
See right above.

Love?
Yes, but it doesn't believe in me, apparently.


ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

Do you like someone?
I love Zeezy, and I always will, no matter what he says back.

Do you believe in God?
No

Oh yes, and I'm supposed to tag someone... hmm...
I CHOOSE YOU!  Zeezy!