By now, I have to assume you just fucking love all the crazy shit we've had you draw over the years...

I DO, man, it's friggin awesome

That is not possible. I cannot comprehend this.

i assume you are a great artist
i assume you hate kids candy rainbows and sunshine
i assume you love animals
i assume you are not human but a god!

False, I haven't earned the title of "great" yet. I'm merely "pretty good"
I DO hate kids, I LOVE candy (though diabetes has limited my chance to love it more) I think rainbows are kinda neat, and sunshine is fucking AWESOME
Animals are pretty damned awesome, especially felines
and I assume you're just sucking up for that last one, for I am but merely a man

WTH... you are diabetic??? O.O I wouldn't ever thought about that.. geez... well.. welcome to the club :P hehe

Yeah, got diagnosed about a year ago. Lost 50 lbs since thanks to the new diet, and my case aint that bad, since I only gotta take the pills. Blessing in disguise, I figure

True that, pills are good, just sometimes have a.. hmm.. not so comfortable side effect :P Now, I assume that you do know that more than diet is just a matter of knowing how to handle the type of food and portions that you eat right? Is not like you have to stop eating things you like. hehehe. * Panda hugs*

Completely aware. My mom god diabetes as well and taught me everyinthg I needed to know, plus I saw a nutritionist as well. If I had ot give up chocolate completely I'd probably up and murder someone

Cool, kinda the same here with family being diabetic. It was just a matter of when. And for the chocolate.. good thing that you don't have to or else I would carry some with me just in case we bump into each other some day.. gotta be careful :P I'll let you go now, take care and continue to have lots of fun with this meme... I have to admit it is actually fun to watch ^^ *Big Panda hugs*

i assume you are enjoying this journal

LIES! GO TO THE SHAME CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

i can read your mind YOUR IN DENIAL!!!

I assume that you make a hobby of punching androids while declaring that you're a man.

Pshhh, that got boring a couple years ago. I handed that duty off to Terry Crews

I assume it is quite a great treat to be able to get a picture from you.

That's what I hear

I assume you like tits.

FUCKING CORRECT, SIR!

I assume you feel above some people.

Not really. I just draw pretty pictures, but most people have awesome qualities that I find myself envious of at one time or another

Good. I don't actually assume that, but i just wanted to hear what you might say to that :3

Hey Im envious of any decent skill period.

I honestly find myself marvelling at musicians. Kinda makes me want to learn, but I've got my hands full with visual art as it is, and becoming a decent musician is something that takes dedication

Yeah I wouldn't mind learning more technical stuff, coding and 3D stuff, but maaan that's so hard to get into D: Music ain't too hard to get into, ive seen people who are pretty casual with it but make neat stuff with programs, course if you want to learn an actual instrument, yeah that's as much work as drawing to getting to a good level of skill.

Just pick up a tuba. Do that and you're already most of the way to becoming a professional. :-P

I assume that you have gotten some sort of classes for your work and that fact that you've been doing it since ever

Pretty much just the standard high school art education, and I failed my final year. Beyond that I'm pretty much self-taught, picking up stuff from friends and the internetz

Really? I've been self taught as well but I only just started back up since 11' and I barely have worked on anything. I seriously hope to be as good as you one day honestly. Theres a lot I need to learn and its bit overwhelming at points. On a side note, I didn't know you failed your final year. To me you just shine success

It's amazing how much weight they put on art history, lol.

but yeah, just keep it up and practice. Bob Ross himself said that art is simply a pursued interest

Yeah man I'll have to keep going no matter what. Bob Ross is hero and hes quite right

I assume that more than once you've done a commission where the little details start to piss you off, but you're a perfectionist so you keep on doing them anyway.

More times than I could ever possibly count, lol

I assume you secretly laugh at stupid people but don't actually tell them to their face that you think they're stupid.

Not as much as you think. I laugh at stupid situations as they happen, not so much at the person, unless they've proven themselves a nonstop smorgasbord of failure

Huh... You've earned a bit of respect from me for that. :o Not that it matters since I'm a random person to you, but yep that's pretty noble imo. It's easy to laugh at people, and hard to look at situations as being what is messed up. +1 Respect.

I assume you had at least 20 people approaching you for free art!

I also assume that despite loving sci-fi, you also enjoy classical horror films!

I incepted an assumption that you like sci-fi there! I am smooth like that!

I think most people have learned in recent years that I don't roll that way. I do get notes on occasion, though, usually from newbies who like, just joined the fandom

I'm not that huge of a fan of horror, oddly enough. That's more my sister's bag

And yeah, Sci-fi is my lifeblod!

Life important question: Star trek or Star wars?

Trek, and before you ask, Picard was best captain

>:c Why did you assume I would ask!? We are doing the assumptions here, not you!

But yeah... I would ask! xD! Damnit Strype!

I assume you meant to say Kirk...

Oh! the old 'best captain' argument!
I'm gonna come out and vote for Sisko, especially in the earlier seasons of DS9, because he would blackmail or otherwise manipulate the crap out of everyone around him.

Sisko is a close runner-up. Dude was badass

I assume control... nah to easy.

I assume you desire World domination.

Interestingly, I really don't. I'd be a horrible world leader, and the stress of being in such a position of power would cripple me quickly. Nah, I'll leave the leading to the leaders, and do my own thing

Yea.. see Leaders now adays aren't doing too well ether so you know, Man, i'd go for a authoritarian World dominion any-time.
And maybe set on a few Crusades and burn some Planets.

I assume you have a third nipple which grants you super human powers.

And your name is Scaramanga.

Is dat some Bond reference?

HOW DID YOU-... ahem, I'm afraid the answer to that is false

I assume that you want Mr. Bond to die and not talk.

I assume you got your talent for art overnight and totally never have to try at it ever. :3

SO WRONG IT HURTS, SIR

Your cyber-legs can be forcibly ejected like rockets and used as projectile weapons.

Only some models. Keeping one's footing tends to be a bigger advantage (badum-tish!)

I assume you're into knots.

Nooooooooooo

But you draw them so well!

You like.... playing with fire? :v

FIRE!? WHERE!? I DIDNT DO IT! YOU CANT PROVE ANYTHING!

Yes, I dig fire

I assume you are a nice guy, but are busy at times when new people approach you to talk back to them online. ^^;;

Pretty accurate, yeah, though I do try to be as friendly as possible even while I'm working

I assume based on the aesthetic of most of your drawings that you've got a certain affection for science-fiction.

Correct!

I never assume. Because it makes an ass outta yada yada yada, you know the rest

I assume you'll be at condition <3

I also assume that DnD is epic fun with you in the party.

I will certainly be there!, and as for DnD, I only have the occasional fun moment, but usually I'm the one running the game

After perusing your gallery, I'm assuming you're not a huge fan of equines.
I did see a couple scattered about, but there isn't an overabundance.

I'm actually totally cool with equines, I just dont get too many commissioning me

Well, if you like donkeys, I'll have to keep an eye out for your journals and be fast as hell!

I'll add ya to my list of peeps to poke later when slots open ^^

That would be absolutely awesome of you!
Thank you. :3

I assume you accepted because you are an ass man.

*Ducks an assumed thrown object*

I assume that you are having a lot of fun reading and commenting all these posts and.. whoa that many in just few minutes!
I assume you've put a lot of efforts in reaching your actual quality for the pictures
And hmm, I assume that you prefer pics with cyborg stuff, like mechanic limbs etc, don't know, got that feeling from seeing some of your IA

This is actually a lotta fun, yeah. As for effort, I guess I do put a lot of effort into it, but at the same time, parts have kinda become routine, so I get through it kinda quick. it's kinda like how a watchmaker creates a watch. bloody hard to do, but oddly routine.
And yeah, cyborgs are awesome. I prefer to be in the mood to do them when I do, but it strikes fairly often

Hmmm...
I assume that you reached your high level of popularity in a pretty quick fashion. Like, you were growing normally, and suddenly you gained popularity at an exponential rate.
I also assume that you're still surprised when great artists (that you may or may not think yourself to be on the same level as) watch you.

I've been drawing since I was in kindergarten, and I've been in the fandom about a little over the decade (and my early stuff SUCKED). I'd say it's been a pretty steady climb
As for the great artists thing, I find it hilarious when mutual fangasming happens. It's kinda awesome, and definitely puts a smile on my face

I assume you like boobs.

INDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

I assume you've seen the doctor who series and/or monty pyhton

bits and pieces of the former, plenty of the latter

I assume you're a cyborg mutant from the irradiated wastes of Pripyat who has come to kick Putin's ass and claim the title of the Tsar of all the Russias.

I WISH I could say half of that is true, lol. Nah, I'll leave russia to the russians, I'm happy in Canukistan

I'm Canadian too, ahahahahah. Pretty far from being proud of being one though, but that's a whole other can of worms.

I assume you have a servo-skull fashioned to look like a feline skull and that it brings you fizzy drinks during your art-crazes <.<

No, but now I intend to build one

Take pictures! Owo

I assume that... I dunno. Like Pop-Tarts or something =\

I miss poptarts. DAMN YOU DIABEETUS!

Hmm. Then I assume you spent hours each day practicing for years when you decided to become a professional artist.

I did draw for hours every day growing up, but that's mostly because I really liked it, and wanted to get better at it, rather than focusing on a particular goal

I assume you are supersad that you don't get to draw your character much.

Not really, he's an outright pain in the ass to draw, lol

I assume you like Space Marines for their neato power armor over the Imperial Guard despite the Guard being waaaaay times cooler at least!

Guilty as charged. plus the warrior culture thing. always found that kinda thing neato

I do enjoy the Space Marine novels (even if there isn't an Imperial Fists series.. yet >>) but I always wind up loving the Imperial Guard when I read an IG novel. Gaunt's Ghosts is an amazing series.

AND! I assume you get asked for more free art than a junior at art school.

I think I scared most peeps away, lol

It's that avatar. Glaring at the comment box. Judging.

*Appears with Emperor Palpatine* I assume you will join us or die!

I WILL NEVER JOIN YOU!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Em1E1KSVeyw Do it.

so be it jedi..............*sends ewoks after you*

I feel like you would really just enjoy spending time by yourself in the woods...

Ugh, that place is full of bugs that bite n shit. I much prefer the urban wilderness

Really? Huh. I assumed big cats enjoyed trees :p

You were a huge fan of comic books and/or video games as a kid and use those as inspiration for your art style.

correct, though I wouldnt qualify myself as a hardcore comic or videogame nerd by any means

This is fun. If I had more watchers (who didn't already know me fairly well) I'd indulge XD

I assume that...
YOU GOT THE TOUCH,
YOU GOT THE POWER!

YEAAAHH!!!!

I assume that you would be the perfect artist to turn my bun into a cyborg if I could afford it.. ;A;


Um.. I assume that, by looking through your gallery, that you really, really love glowy shit.



do you like laser pointers

Many take me to be the best guy to go to for "upgrading". I take that as a compliment, and I take a great deal of pride in the cleanliness and comfort of my surgical theater ^^

Glowy shit is friggin sweet!

And yes. Yes I do. Very much.

internet in my head... pretty purple popup touch"screen" keyboard at my fingers.. and the ability to actually shut down at night.. ;w; plus being half robot in general would be a pretty cool thing to taunt people with~

Despite being a big tough partially robot kitty... you are still a stereotypical kitty none-the-less.. do you like cardboard boxes too then? :o

I find their practicality more enticing than anything.

So, Wi-FI, custom haptic interface, advanced power control system. Pretty basic package ^^

But what if there aren't any boxes around? I've heard that many cats enjoy sitting on paper in lieu of a cardboard box.

You make it sound so much fancier... ;w;
And you know, being able to like, plug myself in to charge would be pretty cool... and I've always liked the way the ports look... That way I could stay up for days and still not stop functioning altogether...

Eh, a little brain surgery and we could keep you awake for weeks ^^

Ooh.. and with the.. what did you call it.. advanced power control system.. That wouldn't be a forced thing.. neaaaat.. When I'm not totally broke.. this bun is personally entering the digital age~ Yes.

As an outsider who has seen your work for years but never left any comments Iv'e always assumed you are very very very proud of your art but sometimes you feel as if people only want to talk to you about your art skills, never about video games, or television, or whatever, just "you drawz awesomes tigerz" i could be wrong.

Well, to be fair, I dont get a ton of peeps talkin to me anyways, but when they do, yeah, art comes up, but mosto f the time I'm just kinda doofin around. A lot of my friends like to talk warhammer 40k with me, cuz I'm a big 40k nut. Honestly, it ain't that bad ^^

i assume you aspire to be a futuristic engineer who specializes in working on cybernetic parts of all makes and models integrated to interesting bipedal furry creatures of unknown origin to help better their overall performance of daily tasks. just a assumption

Sadly, it'll only ever be a fantasy. But I like the idea of jamming gizmos into people to help them ^^

I feel that

Maybe one day ill get the chance to let you jam some gizmos into my sona

From all the awesome mech stuff I'm gonna assume you liked either robotec of maybe some of the early gundam stuff.

Actually, I never really got into the giant robot kinda stuff (except for Gurren Lagaan, which was more about being AWESOME than the mechs). I always favored human-sized robots and cyborgs. Earliest stuff of that nature I can remember was an old nes game I got obsessed with called Cyber Stadium Basewars. Look it up, it's nuts. After that, the cyborgs from Mortal Kombat 3, and then it just kinda sprouted out from there

I'll have to check it out and I always like robotec cause they were fighter jets that turned into mechs which is sweet cause I love machinery in general that's why I became a bomber mechanic and I work on cars for a hobby. I see how something smaller would be more attractive though as you wouldn't seem so disconnected and it's neat and clean with more tactile feedback.

I assume you adore RoboCop (the original, of course).

I'd say its up there on my list of favorites

I assume you've put little details in drawings nobody notices (I'm like that)

Occasionally. it's funny when someone notices

sometimes I like to put strange things in the keywords and see how long it takes for someone to notice

the keywords section is my personal comedy gold repository

I assume you want to know where all the time keeps going.

I already know, and it is a burden I bear for the good of all things

I assume that even with your popularity you still take time to interact with us normals and that you are...left-handed?

Yes, I am a lefty, and really, I'm a fairly normal dude. Sometimes I gotta remind myself that "oh yeah, peeps like this thing I do"

I was totally guessing about the lefty thing!

You gave me a link to a nice set of photoshop tutorials a few months ago. I appreciate the help!

I assume you're preparing to flee in terror from  landreu and I when we actually get around to sending you commission info x3

I've already got my bags packed and my flight to mexico on standby!

You're actually a pidgeon.

that's coo'

LOL

I assume you are eight feet tall and carry around a giant pink chainsaw named 'Teddy' o_o

Woh, I'm pretty sure the rest of us are supposed to refer to it as "Theodore"

Curses, you're right!

5'11", and a bag full of art stuff. Sometimes a claymore sword I keep in my coat closet. Or the louisville slugger. Hoping for my hammer to be made sometime soon, cuz that'd rock

Wow I think I may be taller then you xD

But art stuff! and claymore! \)^o^)/ gotta love em.

A Hammer? the Hammer of Thor? r is it perhaps... a Black Hammer? X3

Cheese

I assume this is going to make an ass out of you and me

I had nothing to do with it! you're all ass, assman!

And there is nothing wrong with that

I assume you are a super busy person and have a lot of friends :)

Busy yes, lots of friends....ehhhhh, debatable. I know lots of really cool peeps, though, yourself included

ffff ;3; <3
That means a lot coming from you!

I assume you know why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

I'LL NEVER TELL YOU! *leaps out the nearest window*

I assume you are really a potato.

Mmmmm, starchy

I assume that, with all the commissioned work, you don't have as much time to work on your personal art as you'd like.

Pretty much, but I'm alright with that. Nothing is forever

I assume, you being a 40k nut and all, that you've heard of "The Lord Inquisitor" movie?
If not, check it out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjaYW5Cnr5k

Indeed I have, and that grey knights trailer was AWESOME

I assume you have a favorite class of Space Marines ?

Oddly, I dig Sternguards the most

I assume that you are an awesome artist, who I'd wish to god I had the monies to commish! Wait... wrong kind of assumation!

I assume that even though people consider you the best; you still see loads of flaws in your work, and always try to improve.

Damn skippy. if I thought I couldn't get better, I'd weep bitter tears

I assume you are making enough money at your art to pay for living or at least to cover your extreme gaming habits.
I also assume you have at least one prosthetic piece or at least have worked a lot with amputees or have a distinct concern for becoming a cyborg yourself one day.

Ha, I make enough to live off of, but not much extra.
And no, I've got all my parts in tact (though a stent in one of the arteries in my heart from a heart attack, heart disease sucks). I've not worked with amputees, either. but I do consider myself a transhumanist.

I assume you've seen other artists or peoples characters before, and wanted to scream at them / draw them, but don't want to make others feel bad by not complimenting theirs!

Ehhhh, not very often, or at least not to the point where it was hard to do. I'm alright with explaining that I like some characters more than others

Sometimes you feel a lack of interest in a commission and allow mistakes to slip by that you might not otherwise.


You like to 'break the mold' every so often to keep improving and trying new things to test yourself on.


You get frustrated with some of your fans, but keep it to yourself.


You're really Kebert Xela from the Ninth Dimension.


You want to draw more 40k themed artwork....*uses Jedi mind-trick on, and failing that attempts to use Psyker abilities*

YEP

YEP

Not very often

NOPE

Ehhhh, I dont mind it ^^

....I'm onto you Xela..I'm onto you.....



Also you should, and boy oh do I ever have a good one for ya if I can ever manage to catch you when your commissions are open.

I assume you are a Warhammer 40k nerd and your favorites are the Chaos!

Imperial Fists, HA!

Damn xD i'm a Space Marine fan. back at the Dawn of War times (Dawn of War II sucks!) i loved the troups i build with the Space Marines. and sent a hell of Cybots down the sky behind the enemy lines.

I assume you dont give a fuck about what people assume about you :O

It amuses me, or I wouldnt have done this meme!

I assume you are into mechanical/cybernetical sci-fi, from wich you draw your inspiration
to draw the various machinery/weaponry by combining different aspects or parts from different sources
+ add a touch of your own and bolt it onto a specific furry?

& youre white?

& youre blonde?

& you wear sunglasses frequently?

& you go (or atleast attempted going) regulary to the gym ?

& you think this fandom is absolutely bonkers sometimes?

Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes
Yes
Dark Blond, but Yes
Not really, clipons occasionally
No, but I walk everywhere
FUCK YES AND I LOVE IT

Thank you for the input

I assume like most felines if i used a laser pointer on the ground you would go nuts trying to catch it.

if it got to close I'd probably leap for cover

If that is the case i assume you would be woried it is going to shoot you.

Well, I haven't been shot yet, so it much be working

Going to assume this pun will make you groan.


So you are saying you lack all prper vacination shots.

Or

What never had one of those shot glasses of some sort of alcholic beverage.

NOPE! I'm barely skirting by, believe it or not. I make the lion's share in this little apartment of mine on my art alone. I charge as much as I do cuz it's what I need to keep a roof over our heads and food in our bellies

I assume you like to read.....*shamelessly inserts self-plug* http://www.furaffinity.net/user/authorofdreams >.>

Based on your avatar, I assume your fursona is a tiger.

yes

I also assume- given the armor your avatar has- that you are a militarist, enjoy militaristic works, relish combat sports, or have an interest in joining the military.

I'm a military brat who does have an interest in military stuff, war, combat, ect, but I know despite all that I'm not fit for duty, and there's other stuff I'm better at.

Roughly the same over here, too. I love dabbling in the art of warfare, but don't want to get professional with it.

Going to assume you wouldn't be into stranger proportions on females, herms, or males.

I also assume you're not into body hair or excessive body hair.

I also assume you will not judge me for my fetishes, despite this being the first comment I write to you.

FALSE, I actually dig all kinds of body shapes

True, I'm not a fan of body hair

And true, cuz whatever turns your crank, if it aint hurting anyone, it's allll good

I assume beep boop robot noises.

BEEP BOOP, SON, BEEP BOOP

I also assume the amount of practice you put into your arts to get as good as you are, it's consumed hundreds of hours of your life, no?

possibly thousands

I am uber-jelly. :U

You're not very good with a yo-yo
If you were to be an alien in Mass Effect you would be a Krogan
You like the band Tool

True
True
And sorta true

And you've worn nail polish at some point in your life

NOPE. I've never used nail polish, dyed my hair, or worn make up.

I assume you enjoy strawberry-banana smoothies.
You have two left feet.
You are always the guy that never looks at explosions and is the "tank" of any party he happens to join up with, regardless of RPG system or game genre.

Shit yes
I don't think so, but I'll have to check my closet
And typically, yes. I'm cool like that

Nailed it.

I assume you're surprisingly shy when meeting new people (and feel embarrasses when they fansquee at meeting you)

Mmmm, not really. I'm actually surprisingly social

I've always assumed you were are fellow Canadian with a fondness of Heinlein SciFi

Canadian, yes, but I have not had the chance to enjoy Heinlein yet. Yet.

Fix that, eh!

"The moon is a harsh mistress", "Stranger in a Strange land" and "Time enough for love" are great summertime reads.

Ehhhh, not really into gore. I enjoy violence, yes, but gore doesnt factor into it. And I've never seen that movie

Wait, you mean you're not a tiger space marine off from battling the forces of Hell on Mars?

Battling the forces of Hell? Fuck no, I'm leading them!

Oh dear, guess it's time for the big guns then. *pulls out his BFG11K*

I assume you are an Imperial Loyalist to the Warhammer 40,000 and favor the Space marines

Imperial Fists, for the win!

Imperial Lap Dog! XP

Bah, Soul Drinkers are best chapter. Although I confess that the Blood Ravens have grown on me. The Dawn of War books were fucking awful though.

I would make an assumption...but that just makes an ass out of u...and uption.

Rock or pop music?

METAL

I assume you want to be WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION of the world.

YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT, BROTHER!

I assume you don't play games as much because of all the Work/Commissions.

Pretty much. Though I do spend a fair amount of time just kinda tryin to relax and pokin around online

This is less of an assumption, but... What happens when you meet someone who is afraid to talk to you for one reason or another?

I sit and I wait. They'll come out on their own time

Good to know.

You've probably figured it out already, but that just happened.

I assume you love sci-fi.

Already answered, and yes!

HELL NAW. Drawing the same thing over and over and over and over, like, 1400 times a minute. NOPE

Welcome to my life. :)

I assume you are on cool bro

Eh, I'm havin a chill day

I assume that you are a carbon based life form.

.....mostly

I assume you won't be holding a bag of pistachios when I arrive in canada so I won't be forced to murder you with them

I promise you, I shall not be giving you the gift of pistachoes this year ^^

YOUR PROMISE MEANS NOTHING!!!!! >:U

You will not receive any pistachios from me, I promise

Can I assume you are a bro?

I am a meat popsicle

ha! good movie.

Muuuulteeeeepaaaaaas

I assume you like military technology

duhhhh, lol

I assume I'll see you at Fur-eh next year.

I should hope so, I'm the GoH!

I assume you like booty

I do indeed like the booty

I assume you are secretly a big ol ready bear.

I assume you enjoy the lore of 40K

HELLZ YEAH

Very good, Emperor protects.

You either are bored as fuck or have nothing important to do, and thus have time for a meme as stupid as this.
A talented artist with a diverse array of interests like you shouldn't wind up wasting time otherwise with this right?

Copied and pasted to here cause its the only thing I can assume and am too lazy to type it all.
Copied a copy and pasted so on so forth.

I also assume based on the answers read, you are oblivious to the fact that there are almost 100 million cybernetic prosthetics in use around the world on people... and that they are fully capable of feeling in the same way as flesh, and significantly fewer eyes of such form are in use, capable of same eyesight as our own if not more potent, if only with the sacrifice of seeing in color... and all of these machines rely on the nervous system of the user to function, rather than the machinery itself or controls like buttons and the like... the future is nigh! Because every second that passes you are in the future of the second of time before!

ive assume when you are in a sugar high, you shoot heat beams from your eyes and run around in circles

I mostly just get grumpy and pee a lot. Drop into a coma if I go too overboard. I don't do sugar highs anymore, cuz diabetes.

i assume the magical trick to your art is that you start with a rough sketch.. then you turn your pencil/stylus upside down and start a small drum solo.. then the last note hits the paper/tablet and boom.. your done with your commission.

its a pretty intense drum solo tho..

oh if only it was that cool and/or easy

I assume you believe the booty is a sacred part of thr body and must be cherieshed and loved.
I assume you wrestled a bear and promptly took him out to celebrate a good match.
I assume in the future you will be in charge in the design and construction of military grade combat armor.

Yes
No, we were wrestling about who was going to pay for lunch, and he lost
Yes, if I am not dead. If I am dead, I hope to be cremated and if I can't be shot into space,then I'd like to be mixed into the resin that bonds the armor plating in modern tanks, cuz that's pretty boss

I assume that you assume that i assume something about you... but I don't.... I already know about your connection to Black Mesa... And I know what you did to that poor unicorn.... that male poor unicorn... for shame.

Hey, that unicorn owed me money, he had to be taught a lesson

Breaking his own horn off in his ass is not a productive way to recoup your losses... Might I suggest that next time you threaten to tie his dick to an electric fence and turn on the power? Not only is it effective, but you would end up touching a dick in a shocking turn of events.

I assume you smell like Watermelon....

I smell like the man your man could smell like

I assume Elves live in your Mouth.

Tolkien elves, yes. Dont let me talk directly to you, you might find your face full of arrows

I use to have a wide smile, but then took an arrow to the tooth and a dentist appointment.

I assume you still have a picture of my icon you did a number of years ago.

Actually, I think that was lost several years ago when my old computer died

Yes, I had that same feeling. It happen to me that way as well. Well it was nice while it lasted.

I assume you love sharks

I assume you should draw more of them : D

no, and maybe

This was so amusing to read through that I forgot what my assumption was for a minute there! o.o I'm kinda late to the party, though... ;.;

I assume you still look at your watcher count and are humbled by how many people enjoy your work.

I also assume that you're often (not always) interested in some of the new faces that pop up every now and then.

It still blows my mind to this very day how many peeps watch me. It also completely wrecks my head when I find myself complimenting an artist that I REALLY admire when I meet them at cons or in a stream or something, and get a similar reaction in return. It's like "Oh yeah, I do art things too!"

And yeah, sometimes the new faces that show up catch my attention ^^

I assume it might take a while for you to catch this since it's been the better part of a month.

I assume you also like industrial music, and may have heard of Front Line Assembly.

I also assume that if a semi-mad scientist (like myself) came up to you and offered you cyborged legs and arms you'd jump at the chance.

Lastly I assume you like cheese.

No, cuz I do check my messages regularly
Not really. At best I've heard some Fear Factory, never listened to Front Line Assembly
Maybe, i'd need more information such as risks involved, capabilities of the hardware, maintenance, ect,ect
And yes

I assume you're curious enough to check them out? They have alot of cyberpunk style music.

and that makes sense, the kind of cybernetics I'd want to have/make would be muscle and bone replacement or maybe interweaving so you're not entirely limp if you run out of juice. Any heavier augmentation than that I would want to be on an exosuit.

I assume you must have done something questionable or unethical to obtain popufur status, more likely than not full of things drama related.

Actually, I'm fairly low-drama and ethical. I know I generated a bit of buzz back when I did my auctions, cuz the prices got nuts and people bitched, but that wasn't really my doing. I'd honestly blame my popularity on happening to fill a niche in the fandom with my tech stuff, decent-enough skill level and my general style. I guess I just happened to fill a gap

That's quite a refresher among other popular furry artists who seem to always have a way with becoming a giant douche, or getting into other illegal things.

Assuming that what you say is true...

I assume you enjoyed that Mystery Hunter video, amirite?