I assume that you can eat more than three times your body weight.

Fatty >w>

That you're a big dumb fatass popufur who's mean and never talks to anyone ;w;

No, but really xD I bet you're a sweet n' generous wolfbed who loves to dance and watch tonnnsss of anime~
That you hate your job and have many sweet friends who care about you^w^

I assume you're really snuggly ^^

I assume that you would be a sith rather than a jedi

I assume that there is something amiss here. We have a wolf who is constantly fat from eating yet still maintains his belly ratio. Thus, you are hiding in assumption something from all of us. :3

I assume your preferred snack is cookies!

I assume................................................................................................................................................. you won't reply to this

No, bUT I WILL HAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAH

Pleb.

I assume your getting fat irl :P

I assume! That assuming makes a ass out of me and you! :D