REVISED GIRL BOI MEME
17 years ago
Give a bunny a cookie, save a life... yours specifically, I have an axe
it is blunt
it is blunt
AHAH watch me fail at an attempt to justify my scorning remarks at the other one!!! ^O^
yes I realise these are SERIOUS stereotypes but that's how it works, its a lil mix of opposing stereotypes
SO its a simple matter of placing a dash (or whatever) to the left of the statement if it applies to you ory you agree with it ^_^ and leaving a comment in square brackets to the right of the statement if you wish
ME EXAMPLECATE YES
FEMALISHNESS =3
=|you dress to attract
|you spend more time than economical on outfits
=|you look in the mirror too much [ >.> <.< you saw nothing]
=|you'd prefer others do the physical work
=|you act passive around new people [ *blush smile* umm hii]
=|an elaborate cocktail is YOUR poison [long island ice tea wooo]
|You explain sex as OTHERS doing it to YOU
|discreet earphones are better
|you don't like going too long without seeing a friend
=|you giggle [no surprises there]
=|you wash and care for your hair (and heck why not, skin) daily or almost daily [*is fanatical hygienist*]
=|two cute guys playing around is HAWT [better if I'm in there, but I can't complain]
=|cute things in general are great
=|Undie shopping (especially with others) can be sooo fun [I spent FAR too long choosing n.n]
=|the shoes you're wearing matter in relation to the rest of your outfit
=|you don't mind being touched gently
=|you are unafraid of saying "FABULOUS"
TEH GUYNESS
|you enjoy physical competition
|you like to feel strong by helping or harming weaker people
|beer is your drink [don't touch it, MAYBE a japanese super dry every blue moon]
|using words your friends might not understand is very uncool
=|using sexual terms your friends don't know and explaining them is VERY cool
|you will say "i had sex with/fucked..." instead of "we had sex"
=|headphones that make your ears bleed are AWESOME
|you have a working hand therefore you don't mind extended time alone
|you laugh boisterously
|Hairdressers FEAR YOU and your greasy boy hair
|Two girls making out and doing innapropriate things with objects turns you on
|you use the term "gay" to denote something unpleasant [it what way is your homework homosexual!?]
=|'street' and gang stuff and awesome graffiti any day
|you are uncomfortable shopping for underwear, and do it conservatively
|you watch sport on television often [lawd no @_@]
NOW PEOPLE basic mathematics for you, there are not scores, there are percentages! Take your two totals... in my case
Girly 13
Boyish 3
... >.>
anddd add them so 3+13 = 16
now put em in this format
(one of the gender scores) / (total, in this case 16) x 100 = percentage that gender you are
in mah case
3 / 16 x 100 = 18.75 %
13/ 16 x 100 = 81.25 %
so I am over 80 % girly
DO IT NOW, it'll be fun!!!
P.S. I will be endlessly angry if you do it ON this page
yes I realise these are SERIOUS stereotypes but that's how it works, its a lil mix of opposing stereotypes
SO its a simple matter of placing a dash (or whatever) to the left of the statement if it applies to you ory you agree with it ^_^ and leaving a comment in square brackets to the right of the statement if you wish
ME EXAMPLECATE YES
FEMALISHNESS =3
=|you dress to attract
|you spend more time than economical on outfits
=|you look in the mirror too much [ >.> <.< you saw nothing]
=|you'd prefer others do the physical work
=|you act passive around new people [ *blush smile* umm hii]
=|an elaborate cocktail is YOUR poison [long island ice tea wooo]
|You explain sex as OTHERS doing it to YOU
|discreet earphones are better
|you don't like going too long without seeing a friend
=|you giggle [no surprises there]
=|you wash and care for your hair (and heck why not, skin) daily or almost daily [*is fanatical hygienist*]
=|two cute guys playing around is HAWT [better if I'm in there, but I can't complain]
=|cute things in general are great
=|Undie shopping (especially with others) can be sooo fun [I spent FAR too long choosing n.n]
=|the shoes you're wearing matter in relation to the rest of your outfit
=|you don't mind being touched gently
=|you are unafraid of saying "FABULOUS"
TEH GUYNESS
|you enjoy physical competition
|you like to feel strong by helping or harming weaker people
|beer is your drink [don't touch it, MAYBE a japanese super dry every blue moon]
|using words your friends might not understand is very uncool
=|using sexual terms your friends don't know and explaining them is VERY cool
|you will say "i had sex with/fucked..." instead of "we had sex"
=|headphones that make your ears bleed are AWESOME
|you have a working hand therefore you don't mind extended time alone
|you laugh boisterously
|Hairdressers FEAR YOU and your greasy boy hair
|Two girls making out and doing innapropriate things with objects turns you on
|you use the term "gay" to denote something unpleasant [it what way is your homework homosexual!?]
=|'street' and gang stuff and awesome graffiti any day
|you are uncomfortable shopping for underwear, and do it conservatively
|you watch sport on television often [lawd no @_@]
NOW PEOPLE basic mathematics for you, there are not scores, there are percentages! Take your two totals... in my case
Girly 13
Boyish 3
... >.>
anddd add them so 3+13 = 16
now put em in this format
(one of the gender scores) / (total, in this case 16) x 100 = percentage that gender you are
in mah case
3 / 16 x 100 = 18.75 %
13/ 16 x 100 = 81.25 %
so I am over 80 % girly
DO IT NOW, it'll be fun!!!
P.S. I will be endlessly angry if you do it ON this page
FA+

*falls asleep in an awkward, exploitable position*
suppose cross dressing would make you completely straight too X3
besides, this talk about datable is at a rather odd timing, I'm telling my friend I like him in a few hours @O@
*crosses his fingers and just about everything els* look I'm a pretzel X3
but I doubt that he's not, bi if anything, definitely not completely straight =3
but he doesn't really know me as by usual bastard intellect type that everyone else sees
... but i've hinted, and he knows that's not what i'm really like n.n
my first bf was bi...after I came out...he broke up w me to get with his ex gf from Highschool...it was...well...painful
play careful bunneh!!!!
its just the first bit, @O@, also me being kinnddaaa shy, just a lil bit
hmmm...I should try handshakes as a greeting instead of blowjobs
ya think?
j/k...mostly...
got my fingers crossed 4 u!!!!!
MERKIN!
everyone knows what everything means
also lol, I'll NEVER need one of those X3
read this after u get drunk http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin