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How Dare You Assume Such Things!
11 years ago
I've seen this journal floating around here and there, and I've
enjoyed reading folks' answers, so here's my stoopid version...
We all make assumptions about our internet buddies;
some prove to be dead-nuts-correct and some are wronger than
Sarah Palin at a geography contest.
I think I'm an open book, but that is often not the case.
I met someone at AC who was surprised to learn that I was really a
man. She assumed that I was a female from my writing style.
Who can blame her? I was actually quite flattered.
Anyways, post an assumption that you have about me below
and I will either debunk it or tell you how durn right you are.
Anything goes. I'm super hard to offend.
Just don't assume that my answers will make any sense.
enjoyed reading folks' answers, so here's my stoopid version...
We all make assumptions about our internet buddies;
some prove to be dead-nuts-correct and some are wronger than
Sarah Palin at a geography contest.
I think I'm an open book, but that is often not the case.
I met someone at AC who was surprised to learn that I was really a
man. She assumed that I was a female from my writing style.
Who can blame her? I was actually quite flattered.
Anyways, post an assumption that you have about me below
and I will either debunk it or tell you how durn right you are.
Anything goes. I'm super hard to offend.
Just don't assume that my answers will make any sense.
Also you have a boyfriend.
And you could drink me under the table.
I do spend quite a lot of time brushing and cleaning.
I am a single mutt right now!
Anyone want to adopt me?
I am a super lightweight. I talk about beer all the time, but I can make
one Corona last and last.
Thank you for the great response!
I strive to never be pretentious, to always treat everybody as an equal
and to try and help those in need as best as I can.
I know I don't always succeed, but if I give off that vibe it's a start.
Thank you for the great assumption!
It's always great to know that there are people out there who enjoy being nice and helpful! Warms this pup's heart <3
let's see...I'll try to make a few.
I assume that becaus you go to quite a few jobs, you have a well-paying job
I assume that canines are your favorite species
I assume that you are one of the kindest furs I've ever well...not met, since we havent really met...but you sure give furs a great name!
I assume that you like war games, based on the "bomb" part of your name
I assume that during that one week there was a banner dedicated to you, you were unsure whether to be flattered or embarassed
I will be celebrating 20 years with them next year, and I really couldn't
ask for more when it comes to a profession.
I do have a soft spot for canines, but I really am equal opportunity when it comes to animals.
I love them all, from rats to giraffes.
I truly hope that's accurate. That's all I could ever wish for.
No, I've never enjoyed anything war related. I can't stand conflict, and
I have no stomach for violence. Dogbomb is a childhood nickname.
That was a weird time for me!
Suddenly I was in the spotlight, and I had no idea how to react.
I was supremely flattered, and also embarrassed as heck!
Thank you very much for that wonderful response!
and glad youre enjoying your career...
and you struck me as too kind to enjoy war :3
and yea...idk how I would react to something like that :3
When I go back and read my old stuff, it reminds me of what a
high school girl might write in her diary.
On the one hand, I have to deal with absolutes all day at work.
Drug doses must be correct, for example, and there is ONLY ONE right answer.
On the other hand, life is so full of grey areas that most things are open to interpretation.
My poor mutt brain has a hard time with this dichotomy!
I used to pretend to be a dog as a kid (what a surprise) and one of my friends said
that I "bomb as a dog." After that, my pals started calling me Dogbomb.
And here I am today, full circle. Go figure!
I love little origin stories like that. X3
...that the engine of your sunday-car is a teeny bit too big for the car itself ;)
...that your dogs wonder why you dress up as one of them sometimes :)
...that you wouldn't be able to explain American football or baseball to a foreigner XD
My dogs are baffled by my behavior, and dressing up as dog is the least of their worries.
They think their dad is nuts!
Nope, you are correct!
They both use balls, and they both have funny uniforms, but beyond that I'm useless.
Thank you for the great assumptions!
And, btw, I would adopt you in a heartbeat
Thank you for being such a good sport!
But i've always assumed you're one heck of an awesome guy and an inspiration to many
Your second statement is open to interpretation, but I do sincerely hope that
your are correct. And I thank you very much for assuming such things!
Can't wait to see what a rabbit will do next!
That is a wonderful assumption to have assumed about oneself and I really appreciate it!
I assume your not going to furpocalypse
I strive to be that person.
And sadly, you are right about the second one.
Perhaps next year.
And thank you!
I also assume that when you are thinking about getting lunch downtown (or wherever) the question "Should I wear my fursuit this time?" is always a legitimate consideration.
I assume still that wearing your suit is something you do for sheer enjoyment of the roleplaying and interaction aspects, and not because you really enjoy attention (you don't seem like that type).
Finally, I assume that if a stranger (ahem, me?) were to approach you at a con and ask to buy you a beer (while not seeming like a cracked out, sociopathic weirdo or desperate fanboy) you would probably accept.
Am I close on any of these?
I might go a few weeks without being a giant dog. In the grand scheme of things
I suppose it probably does average out to about once a week.
I'm always thinking about fun places to suit, so yes, you're 100% correct!
Not gunna lie, I really don't mind the attention, but that is very secondary to the interaction
I have with others. It's truly a fantastic feeling to make someone smile!
Yes, that has happened many times, and I'm always honored and grateful to share a
drink with a new pal.
Thank you for the wonderful assumptions!
-someone made you feel really insignificant and weak, so you've spent the rest of your life trying not to be like that person.
-you were a daredevil, pushing boundaries and trying dangerous and stupid things, and that even to this day, while much smarter about things, you are still willing to try something crazy every once in a while.
I have a clear memory of riding the bus to junior high, and an older kid
making fun of my shirt and the way I spoke and even my backpack (it had
wolves on it...) I resolved at that time to make the effort to never be that person,
and I hope it shows and I hope I can continue to let that memory inspire me
to be a better human. Or dog.
I have the scars and broken bones that come from a life of motorcycles, surfing,
ski jumping and any other fast and dangerous thing that I could do.
And yes, I still ride, and I still ski, and for the most part I am much calmer.
But every now and then...
Thank you for the insightful assumptions! How did you know?
except for the CIA beer bottle opener in my muzzle...
When I sold it and bought this house, I didn't bring the hot tub.
Dumbest thing I ever did! Or didn't do...
But every now and then I have my moments... Thankfully, the dog in me wins out
and I don't stay upset for very long.
Only a fellow Del aficionado would know how we feel.
Yes, I think so far I am doing great....
I am truly honored, although I know of no direct familial link.
Maybe he's trying to hide his part dog cousin to save his career...
I assume you spend lots of time with your canine companions, caring for them and just hanging out! They seem so happy in all of the pictures you have with them.
I assume you do not fully take advantage of the fantastic nudist resorts that are near you! I go on travel for work quite often to SoCal, and I'm always jealous of the number of beaches and resorts that are around the area.
I assume you like avocado (because who doesn't?!).
I assume you would definitely take the chance to be a real dog for a day!
I assume you'll think these are really silly assumptions to assume about someone who posted an assumptions journal?
me every day, sleep on my bed, go out in the boat, run, swim, hike and almost everything else.
They don't go to fur cons, though.
They hate it when I go to fur cons...
I have only been to a nude beach once, and I spent the entire time blushing like a lobster.
Not my finest moment!
I LOVE THEM AVOS!!
You bet! I would love to know how a real dog thinks and sees the world.
That would be amazing!
No, not silly at all! I think you did great. Thank you!
I don't think I've ever sat in the one on the left...
How did you know?
Smart folf. I assume you'll keep this our secret?
and whoever else stumbles upon this comment
Also, LOL at the Sarah Palin comment
Yo bebo Corona porque quiero sentir como un rey pero!
You understnd life and all its weirdness, and ok with it.
On the other hand, I am nowhere near understanding life.
I'm OK with the weirdness and all, but I am mostly baffled by the
twists and turns and unforeseen permutations of daily living.
All I can do is sit back with a cold beer and spectate!
You are spot on, my friend!
My name is actually a childhood nickname. I used to pretend to be
a dog when I was a kid (I know, shocking, right?) and one of my pals
said that I "bomb as a dog." After that, my friends started calling
me Dogbomb. Not very exotic, but it stuck.
I look forward to next year!
It's almost impossible to know someone via lines of text, but given
a few minutes of face to face time you can form a real bond.
I've done a little RP here and there and I think it's a great way to exercise
one's imagination and creativity, although I must profess I'm not very good
at it. The mutt brain works too slowly...
Yes, domestic beer seems a tad bland to me, and I much prefer something with
character. And IPA, a dark brew or a good, cold Corona hit the spot.
I never did develop a taste for wine or any other alcohol, except for an occasional
rum and coke, but that's fairly rare.
Actually, I rarely drink, and I'm a pure social drinker at heart.
I save my beer consumption for the conventions!
Yes, I am a classic rock guy through and through.
I love Bob and Eric and I idolize early Frank and I do dabble in Jazz on occasion.
You nailed it!
Travel is the one thing that I wish I could do more of, and I make a conscious effort
to get out and about. I've been all over the US, Mexico, and Europe and I'm dying to do more!
Yes, I am an avid reader, and I rarely go to the movies.
I prefer my own imagination to flesh out the characters most of the time.
Heck yes! I think you're adorable.
You have guys taking numbers to get in line, but you are having a hard time finding someone you honestly want to be with.
When we met you seemed like a great guy, motivated and sincere, so it would only make sense for you to not be single. That's the only explanation!
However, I assure you that the line is very short, and consists of my dog, my
74 year old neighbor and the guy at the grocery store with the
death metal tats; all fine choices but not what I'm looking for.
Thank you for the lovely comment, though, it is much appreciated!
I am super sloppy on number six.
I loose the cleaning deposit on twelve.
Let's do this!