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Stolen from Prince-Dedede
11 years ago
What color are your underwear/panties?
Black Lace
Do they have a design?
Nah, the lace itself is the design.
Girls, what color is your bra?
Currently not wearing one, but the one I wore today was black and matched my undies.
Is there a design?
No, it was solid black. It had a cute bow on it though.
What color are your socks?
Well my fishnet thigh highs are black.
Is there a design on them?
The tops are lacey and kind of in a flower like design but the stockings themselves don't have a colored pattern.
Are you a virgin?
That's so funny I almost busted a garter belt laughing.
Happy that way?
All I can say is lose it when it feels right and never look back. ;)
What is your favorite sex position?
I personally like cowgirl but I'm willing to try anything once with a few exceptions.
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Bisexual, although I find myself more attracted to women than men. It takes a very...special...sort of man to pique my interests.
Do you look at hentai?
Every once in a while when I stumble upon it. I don't go out of my way to find it though.
Real porn?
I find watching pornography to be a totally normal part of a sex life that can help to strengthen a healthy sexual relationship. As long as you find a good one anyways.
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
I read and write when I find myself with the time.
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Guy on guy doesn't really do much for me sexually, although I don't have a problem with it. Girl on girl gets me hotter than a tin roof in the summertime.
Who was your first kiss with?
A girl named Lola back behind the strip bar.
Are they of the opposite sex?
No. Lola was ALLLLL woman.
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
My sexual experiences with women have been far more satisfying than with men.
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes and I'm waiting for them to accept the invitation and sign the contract I sent them.
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
Actually no I don't.
If so, where?
If I were to get one, I'd totally get my nipples pierced.
Do you have any tattoos?
Not at this time.
If so, where?
I am considering getting a decepticon symbol on my shoulder with the phrase "In Lord Megatron We Trust" written beneath it.
Have you ever been pregnant/gotten a girl pregnant?
No, and I don't plan to for a very long time if at all.
Ever done any illegal drugs?
Nah. I see too many bad reactions and Overdoses come to the hospital floor I work on to even want to think about touching the stuff.
If so, which ones?
As stated above.
Have you ever cheated on someone?
No I haven't.
Ever been cheated on?
No, I've been fortunate enough to have very obedient pets.
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Rather frequently but they are just jealous of my booty.
Do you own any sex toys?
I presently own thee "official sex toys" and an impressive collection of BDSM equipment.
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
That's not my style.
Have you ever masturbated?
Masturbation is good for you. It releases endorphin hormones, relieves stress, and gives you an idea of how you like to be pleasured. How can I possibly expect to direct someone else in my pleasure if I don't even know what I like?
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
I have not taken a naked picture of myself but there is a lovely manilla envelope on my desk of shots from a photoshoot.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Not without their permission.
Are you on any form of birth control (the pill, the patch, etc)?
I take the pill and abide by the golden rule. Wrap it before you tap it.
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
Yes.
Do you swear in front of your parents?
Yes.
Do they care?
Not particularly as long as it isn't off the wall excessive.
Are you uncomfortable yet?
It takes a lot more than this.
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
I am. Thought it would be fun before bed.
Black Lace
Do they have a design?
Nah, the lace itself is the design.
Girls, what color is your bra?
Currently not wearing one, but the one I wore today was black and matched my undies.
Is there a design?
No, it was solid black. It had a cute bow on it though.
What color are your socks?
Well my fishnet thigh highs are black.
Is there a design on them?
The tops are lacey and kind of in a flower like design but the stockings themselves don't have a colored pattern.
Are you a virgin?
That's so funny I almost busted a garter belt laughing.
Happy that way?
All I can say is lose it when it feels right and never look back. ;)
What is your favorite sex position?
I personally like cowgirl but I'm willing to try anything once with a few exceptions.
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Bisexual, although I find myself more attracted to women than men. It takes a very...special...sort of man to pique my interests.
Do you look at hentai?
Every once in a while when I stumble upon it. I don't go out of my way to find it though.
Real porn?
I find watching pornography to be a totally normal part of a sex life that can help to strengthen a healthy sexual relationship. As long as you find a good one anyways.
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
I read and write when I find myself with the time.
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Guy on guy doesn't really do much for me sexually, although I don't have a problem with it. Girl on girl gets me hotter than a tin roof in the summertime.
Who was your first kiss with?
A girl named Lola back behind the strip bar.
Are they of the opposite sex?
No. Lola was ALLLLL woman.
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
My sexual experiences with women have been far more satisfying than with men.
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes and I'm waiting for them to accept the invitation and sign the contract I sent them.
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
Actually no I don't.
If so, where?
If I were to get one, I'd totally get my nipples pierced.
Do you have any tattoos?
Not at this time.
If so, where?
I am considering getting a decepticon symbol on my shoulder with the phrase "In Lord Megatron We Trust" written beneath it.
Have you ever been pregnant/gotten a girl pregnant?
No, and I don't plan to for a very long time if at all.
Ever done any illegal drugs?
Nah. I see too many bad reactions and Overdoses come to the hospital floor I work on to even want to think about touching the stuff.
If so, which ones?
As stated above.
Have you ever cheated on someone?
No I haven't.
Ever been cheated on?
No, I've been fortunate enough to have very obedient pets.
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Rather frequently but they are just jealous of my booty.
Do you own any sex toys?
I presently own thee "official sex toys" and an impressive collection of BDSM equipment.
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
That's not my style.
Have you ever masturbated?
Masturbation is good for you. It releases endorphin hormones, relieves stress, and gives you an idea of how you like to be pleasured. How can I possibly expect to direct someone else in my pleasure if I don't even know what I like?
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
I have not taken a naked picture of myself but there is a lovely manilla envelope on my desk of shots from a photoshoot.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Not without their permission.
Are you on any form of birth control (the pill, the patch, etc)?
I take the pill and abide by the golden rule. Wrap it before you tap it.
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
Yes.
Do you swear in front of your parents?
Yes.
Do they care?
Not particularly as long as it isn't off the wall excessive.
Are you uncomfortable yet?
It takes a lot more than this.
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
I am. Thought it would be fun before bed.
Sorry for the late reply I didn't notice this comment.