The details are fading fast, but I'll say what I can.


I was a criminal lawyer, who had been pulled away from one suit to deal with a murder in another larger town.. The whole deal with that has vanished at this point.. But I come back to an earlier case I was working, in a shitty little white-trash town, involving some sort of property dispute. I was teamed with some female lawyer. This white-trash couple was having issues with a business owner who was kinda shady in their dealings. I went and chatted with the judge, who seemed rather amiable, despite the fact co-counsel was still arguing with the other lawyer. The white-trash wife in the case made all sorts of threats, left, and came back with a paintball gun, that was loaded with those small blowgun darts, , and proceeded to pepper me, the female lawyer, and tried to shoot the judge as well.. They were sticking out of my fingers, forearms, forehead, neck, shins and shoulders.. At which point she fleed, and the judge and other lawyer tried to remove them.. All I recall is them feeling.. itchy.. No pain.. just annoyance.. I asked the judge if he'd mind if I went and kicked her ass, and he said I shouldn't, because that'd put the negotiator out of a job.