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11 years ago
Hey, fillies and colts! Vinyl Scratch here, bringing you news from Equestria and beyond!
I know you've been waiting to hear about my trip through dimensions, so I won't keep you waiting. You are not going to believe this.
So, Lyra and I broke into the castle. It was touch and go, but I just happen to be an expert at sneaking through air vents, so we got in pretty easily. We only almost got caught once, but I neutralized the threat with a straw and an expertly deployed spit wad.
We got to the top of the castle and stepped through the mirror and - this is the wild part - Lyra was right.
HUMANS ARE REAL.
They were everywhere in their convention thing! And I have to tell you: they really know how to par-tay! Costumes, art, raves, wubs all around.
The only downer is magic doesn't work in their world, so I couldn't spin any records myself. Still, since I was stuck on the wrong side of the turntable, I did dance with a bunch of them. Very fun.
A lot of them even knew who I was! Especially the little alien fillies. So there you have it, folks. The epic awesome of DJ PON-3 transcends time and space, verified by yours truly through extra-dimensional travel.
I got my picture with a few of them, so I'll show everypony as soon as the photos develop.
They throw this thing every year, so I guess I'll mark another castle break-in on the calendar for next time.
See you around, everypony! Wub ya!
I know you've been waiting to hear about my trip through dimensions, so I won't keep you waiting. You are not going to believe this.
So, Lyra and I broke into the castle. It was touch and go, but I just happen to be an expert at sneaking through air vents, so we got in pretty easily. We only almost got caught once, but I neutralized the threat with a straw and an expertly deployed spit wad.
We got to the top of the castle and stepped through the mirror and - this is the wild part - Lyra was right.
HUMANS ARE REAL.
They were everywhere in their convention thing! And I have to tell you: they really know how to par-tay! Costumes, art, raves, wubs all around.
The only downer is magic doesn't work in their world, so I couldn't spin any records myself. Still, since I was stuck on the wrong side of the turntable, I did dance with a bunch of them. Very fun.
A lot of them even knew who I was! Especially the little alien fillies. So there you have it, folks. The epic awesome of DJ PON-3 transcends time and space, verified by yours truly through extra-dimensional travel.
I got my picture with a few of them, so I'll show everypony as soon as the photos develop.
They throw this thing every year, so I guess I'll mark another castle break-in on the calendar for next time.
See you around, everypony! Wub ya!
Wicked fun times ahead!
So, for a reason in no way related to being dragged to listen to boring classical music for 4 hours that only ponies who play shuffleboard and don't have any any of their original teeth left would actually enjoy, I'll drop in in about two weeks. Besides, that's about the time they do that RMFC thing in the human world, and that rocked pretty hard last year!
And are you going with one of your friends, or by your own?
Have luck :D