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17 years ago
A little thing stolen from 
I thought it was humorous. And things are pretty fitting.
Go to UrbanDictionary.com and look up your answers to this!
1.) Your name? - Richard
Proper noun/n: A common but in a form of name in a sense of dominance; In most cases, the Letter "R" in its capital form shows a form of difference, but yet the name Richard is commonly used in human labeling. Richard is commonly reffered to as "Dick", which in fact is the nickname. Though some humor this fact, they tend to avoid the symbolism of the male dominance in the name, and the effect of impact in speech. The name, almost as other names, when introduced in a conversation, people who are in ear's reach of it would react to the specific name. In a way of hetero paradigm, Richard could be a "normal" living a "normal" life; A Richard could be reading this exact definition due to curiosity or suggestion or boredom; A Richard could have been born to the Earth to change it, to revolutionize, to excel and leave his mark upon the world. There is no proof nor evidence to the true definition of Richard, judging by the obvious fact that a person defines the term "Richard" in their own way..
Person 1: Please state your name and ID number, please.
Person 2: Richard, 100101
Person 1: What is your purpose for being here, Richard 100101 and why do you exist?
Person 2: Whether I am Richard or not is irrelevant, but my definition of my full purpose is the road I must follow to become the "Richard" I want to define.
2.) Your age? - 22
A sexual position depicted through numbers (like 69); meaning doggystyle (could be used for anal sex as well).
My favorite position is 22.
The age after 21 where you realize you still have another 3 years to get your shit together
Haha I'm only 22
3.) One of your friends? - Chad
Chad, a person that thinks he is best at everything. Including sex.
He thinks he is gods gift to woman, arrogant, a prick, bi-polar, hated and loved.
Most Chad's got a Chuck Norris like beard.
For a person that actually IS good at everything check: Dawson
Girl 1: OMG, my bf thinks he is best at everything.
Girl 2: Fuck yeah. He is such a Chad
4.) What Should you be Doing Right now? - Sleeping
a mystical kind of magic which sends u to an alternate plane of existence in which the magical gremlins give u pro plus
i was sleeping when i heard a large crash
5.) Favorite Color? - red
This describes the condition of the person who has been smoking marijuana and drinking alcohol--they are red, as in red in the face (from the alcohol) AND/OR red in the eyes (from the marijuana).
"After I have my breakfast blunt and my mickey, I'm red and ready for work."
"I drank all the beer and did bong hits, then I was sooo red."
6.) Birthplace? - Papillion
A Papillion is a breed of small dog with very large ears. Pronounced Pah-Pee-On
A few traits:
1.They have a tendency to bark, ALOT.
2. Those allergic to most dogs are not allergic to Papillions.
3.Very smart, learn tricks easily.
4. They enjoy lots of space, but can live in a small apartment too.
5. Many live to be 20 years old, or older.
6. Typically have a white stripe down their forehead.
7. Can be mildly aggressive.
"Wow! Look at that tiny dog. I think it is a papillion."
7.) Month of Birth? - April
The 4th month of the year. In which National Marajuana Day is celebrated on the 20th. Is Avril in French.
"What's today?"
"April 20th"
"NATIONAL MARAJUANA DAY!!!"
"...pot head..."
(Funnily enough...that is ACTUALLY my birthday. 4/20 lulz)
8.) Last person you spoke with? - Kirian (my mate)
Very straight edge girl, extra perky and not to be messed with when in a bad mood. Owns a lot of dogs and obsessed with Vendetta Red
Kirian J. Christ, who thought of that?
9.) One of your nicknames? Saber
a man whore or a man who sleeps around excessively with either man or woman.
Jackie-"Oh man, he looks hot!"
Blayne-"Nah, I heard he was totally a saber."
Soooo funny! I love how this turned out. later all!
I thought it was humorous. And things are pretty fitting. Go to UrbanDictionary.com and look up your answers to this!
1.) Your name? - Richard
Proper noun/n: A common but in a form of name in a sense of dominance; In most cases, the Letter "R" in its capital form shows a form of difference, but yet the name Richard is commonly used in human labeling. Richard is commonly reffered to as "Dick", which in fact is the nickname. Though some humor this fact, they tend to avoid the symbolism of the male dominance in the name, and the effect of impact in speech. The name, almost as other names, when introduced in a conversation, people who are in ear's reach of it would react to the specific name. In a way of hetero paradigm, Richard could be a "normal" living a "normal" life; A Richard could be reading this exact definition due to curiosity or suggestion or boredom; A Richard could have been born to the Earth to change it, to revolutionize, to excel and leave his mark upon the world. There is no proof nor evidence to the true definition of Richard, judging by the obvious fact that a person defines the term "Richard" in their own way..
Person 1: Please state your name and ID number, please.
Person 2: Richard, 100101
Person 1: What is your purpose for being here, Richard 100101 and why do you exist?
Person 2: Whether I am Richard or not is irrelevant, but my definition of my full purpose is the road I must follow to become the "Richard" I want to define.
2.) Your age? - 22
A sexual position depicted through numbers (like 69); meaning doggystyle (could be used for anal sex as well).
My favorite position is 22.
The age after 21 where you realize you still have another 3 years to get your shit together
Haha I'm only 22
3.) One of your friends? - Chad
Chad, a person that thinks he is best at everything. Including sex.
He thinks he is gods gift to woman, arrogant, a prick, bi-polar, hated and loved.
Most Chad's got a Chuck Norris like beard.
For a person that actually IS good at everything check: Dawson
Girl 1: OMG, my bf thinks he is best at everything.
Girl 2: Fuck yeah. He is such a Chad
4.) What Should you be Doing Right now? - Sleeping
a mystical kind of magic which sends u to an alternate plane of existence in which the magical gremlins give u pro plus
i was sleeping when i heard a large crash
5.) Favorite Color? - red
This describes the condition of the person who has been smoking marijuana and drinking alcohol--they are red, as in red in the face (from the alcohol) AND/OR red in the eyes (from the marijuana).
"After I have my breakfast blunt and my mickey, I'm red and ready for work."
"I drank all the beer and did bong hits, then I was sooo red."
6.) Birthplace? - Papillion
A Papillion is a breed of small dog with very large ears. Pronounced Pah-Pee-On
A few traits:
1.They have a tendency to bark, ALOT.
2. Those allergic to most dogs are not allergic to Papillions.
3.Very smart, learn tricks easily.
4. They enjoy lots of space, but can live in a small apartment too.
5. Many live to be 20 years old, or older.
6. Typically have a white stripe down their forehead.
7. Can be mildly aggressive.
"Wow! Look at that tiny dog. I think it is a papillion."
7.) Month of Birth? - April
The 4th month of the year. In which National Marajuana Day is celebrated on the 20th. Is Avril in French.
"What's today?"
"April 20th"
"NATIONAL MARAJUANA DAY!!!"
"...pot head..."
(Funnily enough...that is ACTUALLY my birthday. 4/20 lulz)
8.) Last person you spoke with? - Kirian (my mate)
Very straight edge girl, extra perky and not to be messed with when in a bad mood. Owns a lot of dogs and obsessed with Vendetta Red
Kirian J. Christ, who thought of that?
9.) One of your nicknames? Saber
a man whore or a man who sleeps around excessively with either man or woman.
Jackie-"Oh man, he looks hot!"
Blayne-"Nah, I heard he was totally a saber."
Soooo funny! I love how this turned out. later all!
omfg
-Goes back to morning business-