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Holy sh*t 40!!
11 years ago
Seriously, what the F happened?! I'm turning 40 next week!
I could swear that not too long ago, I was a kid climbing trees and collecting caterpillars. And what happened to my teenage years? I want my hair, pancreas, thyroid and my twelve erections a day back! Heck, I'll settle for three.
But its not all bad. I traded all that in for good friends, a wonderful life partner, a good home, and some amount of wisdom. So yes, a damn good trade.
...I'd still appreciate more erections, though.
So what do you folks think -- should I delve into the whole "mid-life crisis" thing?
I hear that I get nice car out of it, somehow. I could use a new car.
I could swear that not too long ago, I was a kid climbing trees and collecting caterpillars. And what happened to my teenage years? I want my hair, pancreas, thyroid and my twelve erections a day back! Heck, I'll settle for three.
But its not all bad. I traded all that in for good friends, a wonderful life partner, a good home, and some amount of wisdom. So yes, a damn good trade.
...I'd still appreciate more erections, though.
So what do you folks think -- should I delve into the whole "mid-life crisis" thing?
I hear that I get nice car out of it, somehow. I could use a new car.
As for boners... Might I suggest male milking machines and all manner of kinky toys. ^_^
I'm, apparently, 30-something-ish and am more horny now than I was at 16.
So start feeling younger people.