On nom nom? or On nom nommed?

Eat or be eaten? Eat, duh.

Good! Let us Plot against Mac! mwahaha!

when and how do you discover that you can get to the crazy sizes you grow to?

*did

I've been this size all my life. I grew into my final size just like everyone else.

but you can get bigger?

Only if I stand on my tiptoes.

Will you then get bigger... sideways?

Aren't Kangaroos supposed to keep growing throughout their lifetime? *Glares up at Duncan*

There's that avatar again.

What shampoo do you use?

Something that gives me that extra bounce.

what the green kangaroo hobbies

Could I ever talk with youse?

Yup. Make sure you grab a megaphone.

You are a macro kangaroo, but sometimes your torso ends up being extended/large. Don't you want a big warm belly to make any fellow pouch riders be oh so comfortable~?

First of all, I don't have pouch riders because I'm a guy kangaroo that doesn't have a pouch.

Second of all, stop making fun of my belly. I'd do something about it if it was easy!

If there was one country on your bucket list you world like to visit, what would it be?

There was. Australia. And it's been crossed off cuz I've been there like a half dozen times!

What did your mother feed you to make you so big? :3

I just got good genes, baby.

How was the dating life in high school?

I was a loner. A rebel.

What would be the equivalent of stepping on a lego, from the perspective of a macro?

I dunno, those reverse spike strips in parking lots?

You wouldn't eat or sit on a cute lil raccoon like myself, would ya?~ n_n'

Wouldn't? I don't have a policy that says I wouldn't...

But.. why not? Where is your Roo-le book?

hmm mah wife and mines care broke down, can hitch a ride on ur back to taco bell? o3o

No, but I can roll the car as far as you want.

sweet *hops in a cardboard box with paper plate wheels* roll away!

Personal hygene is just that...personal.

But I am a very clean kangaroo.

*quickly changes the channel*

Er, uh, no one. No one at all!

Hi. How are you?

Giant kangaroos are not good at small talk.

Say, what do you think about that roo belly of yours? I personally like it. ^w^

I'm a large kangaroo. Bigness comes with the territory. I don't really like working out anyway.

Looks like a videogame that has a raccoon and a kangaroo in it.

Do you like being climbed on like a big furry mountain?

These things happen.

*climbs up and sits between your ears.*

Even if you're 100 feet, can I hug your belly since you're my favorite macro? *Hugs*

As long as you understand the risks you're putting yourself into.

Don't worry, I'll be careful. *Hugs you very tightly* Plus you'll catch me if I fall, so why not.

Catch you? Boy you're putting a lot of trust in me. Even I wouldn't trust me that much.

Of course I'm putting a LOT of trust to you. I can always trust you too, silly giant green kangaroo. ^^

If a hypothetical bat came and said that he knew of a hypothetical city which could cater to furs of ny size, what would be your hypothetical response to a hypothetical invitation to come to said hypothetical city?

I would feel less special if I was in a place where there's a lot of gigantic critters. I actually like being big in a normal world.

iBark or iWoof?

iDontCare.

do you get frustrated that Macro celi is constantly getting bigger than you? c:

He makes it worth it.

You ever consider a boxing career?

Sure. I am a heavyweight.

Would, or have?

I go all the way. Kaboom.

What's your biggest pun?

When people tell me they like that I'm green, I tell them that the color's kind've grown on me too.

What is your favorite type of music that you would love to listen to but don't know much about?

Stomp.

Thats new, whuts that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stomp_(theatrical_show)

Who is your favorite person in the whole wide world?

Me. I wouldn't exist without me.

Kinda figured that would be the answer.

Can I get Deja to stomp you?

She already kinda wants to now that she found out about those Dish TV commercials with the plush kangaroo...

Couple good stomps and tosses through her pouch and she could save the commercials to a green cd. :D

Pics or it didn't happen.

In all seriousness, do you have a dream that you remember really well and liked a lot? If so, may I know something that was part of it?

Here's one of mine as an example: I dreamed I was walking through a cave full of warm water and creatures that resembled bubbles which were born from large glowing stalactites. The entire cave was made of translucent crystal, and near the end there was a part where the wall had collapsed and revealed the edge of a mountain covered in grass and ferns. It was really peaceful and at the same time exciting.

I was a guest host on Saturday Night Live. But I couldn't read the cue cards (the whole "you can't read in dreams" thing) so I ad libbed the whole monologue and the audience went wild.

Haha, that'd be a dream I'd like to see!

I wish we had recording devices for dreams. ^w^

Are you what you want to be?

I want to be Phraggle's friend. You tell me.

I should've asked a more difficult question.

Would you ever goosey alley up away?

Was that English?

The Beatles said at the end of 'A Day In The Life' to never goosey up an alleyway. I think. Sometimes hard to have told.

Do you even lift, bro?

I can if you rename yourself "Bro."

And then I'll show you what happens AFTER I lift.

The Internet, 1993.

is it at all possible for a little fur like me to be your friend WITHOUT ending up squashed or eaten?

Ask the ones that are my friends.

Is it possible for a micro like me to be your friend? I understand the risks, with other "giants", but a giant green kangaroo only comes once in a lifetime

Is a micro a little person? I've got plenty of little friends, so yes it's possible.

I guess I am a little person. A VERY little person...

Where do you get enough food to live on!? How can you afford such a grocery bill

You'd be surprised the deals you can set up.

Do you have any plans to come to LA?

Been there, done that. Besides, I never plan anything.

Floofy hugs? OwO

What about 'em?

*OPens amrs for floofy hugs* X3 OwO

Do people not understand the whole "I'm big enough to crush a house" that they want a hug from said house crusher?

WORTH IT DX XP now gimme FLOOFY X3 HUGS XD

Wargzilla? I'm partial to San Francisco, and that was way before Godzilla 2014.

Rampage? Have you checked my gallery?

Has your belly ever caused an earthquake?

I don't carry a Richter Scale around with me to know.

Will they ever build a bouncy castle big enough to accommodate you? :D

I am a bouncy castle. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9133175/

*bounces around* :D

Subaru Impreza WRX STI or Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution?

They both crush equally well.

Nice! But if had to buy just one?

Buy? I'm a giant kangaroo, I don't buy anything.

Ok then.

As long as you can hang on tightly.

Rogue is shorter. I am a kangaroo. You do the math.

How far can you see into the distance at that height? :3

I can see my house from here.

Are yellow-furried wolves ok to chat with you ?

You have!

Can I get a hug? *reaches arms upward*

INCOMING. *SQUEEZE*

You once said that you were grateful you haven't tripped over my giant tail yet. Mind if I make that into a picture sometime?

Go right ahead!

Does it bother you when you see a supposedly male kangaroo with a pouch?
(Example: Joey the kangaroo from "The Penguins of Madagascar")

Nope, it only bothers me when these instances make people assume that *I* have one.

How do you maintain your spearminty green hue?

It's all natural.

Do you mind receiving random vore art from people?

I'd like to know about it before it's being drawn. I do have a reputation to uphold!

That's understandable.

Is Cheesecake a...
1. Cake?
2. Torte?
3. Custard Pie?

Why not all three?

I... but... they...
Pi...

*ERROR-ERROR-ERROR!!!*

X..x

Hows the sex life?

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9599388/

Canonically. How does Duncan react to the common masses?

We have a deal in place. Mostly through insurance agents.

Does this taste like shrink potion to you?

Mmm, needs salt.

Would you care to listen to my violin sonata? Pretty please?

do you have a deviantART account at all?

just wondering, cause if you did i would totally fav some art and ask you a question which i can't ask on here

I'm not an artist, and DeviantArt is used to show off art you've drawn...just like FA is.

What kind of question are you looking to ask me?

would you like a giftart?

the reason i ask if you had a DA acoount is becasue i'm not posting picture on here yet, only on my DA page and i wanted to draw a piece of art of your rooy self and i thought it would be pointless to ask you on here

As long as it's clean art, you may draw me!

oh thanks
i'll send you a link of it when i finish and don't worry i wasn't gonna make it dirty.

by the way, is there any spefic things you would like in the picture????

Specific? Nope, I thought you wanted to draw me cuz you already had an idea in mind.

Just asking

here the gift art for you ~ http://fav.me/d84tiwo

hope you like it