Hi there. I'm Kevin's typist; a real person. Yes we exist. I borrowed a Nook from the local library, and started to read /Fifty Shades of Nostalgia/ -- I mean /Gray/.

*Spoilers*

Has anyone else noticed that despite all the hoopla about the content, it's really so tame it's boring? Oh sure, the *vanillas* get titillated, but c'mon! Rich man tries to control young woman's life, she objects. Ho hum. Skip ahead to anything interesting.

Oh, he spanks her? Vanilla. He warns her time and again about her smart mouth. Does she tell him off or just shut up and enjoy? No, she accepts gifts, limo rides and dinners! And then she seems surprised he acts hurt when she refuses to play along. She likes the sex but not calling him Sir.

Can't have it both ways, Sister! You either play or go home! Look, I really enjoyed my BDSM LARP. It was very relaxing, even the whips and chains. I'm not against feminism, but don't accept a man's gifts and sex, then insult his interests. Don't say "no" and then come back for more! She's the one who's fifty shades of f'ed up.

And did anyone else catch the helo registration Easter egg? Charlie Tango Golf...