Femininity

you dress to attract
you spend more time than economical on outfits
you look in the mirror too much
you'd prefer others do the physical work
you act passive around new people
an elaborate cocktail is YOUR poison
You explain sex as OTHERS doing it to YOU
discreet earphones are better
you don't like going too long without seeing a friend
you giggle
you wash and care for your hair daily or almost daily
two cute guys playing around is HAWT
cute things in general are great
Undie shopping can be sooo fun
the shoes you're wearing matter in relation to the rest of your outfit
you don't mind being touched gently- but only by someone I love
you are unafraid of saying "FABULOUS"


Masculinity

you enjoy physical competition
you like to feel strong by helping or harming weaker people
beer is your drink
using words your friends might not understand is very uncool.
using sexual terms your friends don't know and explaining them is VERY cool
you will say "i had sex with/fucked..." instead of "we had sex"
headphones that make your ears bleed are AWESOME
you have a working hand therefore you don't mind extended time alone
you laugh boisterously
Hairdressers FEAR YOU and your greasy boy hair
Two girls making out and doing inappropriate things with objects turns you on
you use the term "gay" to denote something unpleasant
'street' and gang stuff and awesome graffiti any day
you are uncomfortable shopping for underwear, and do it conservatively
you watch sport on television often


This is a dumb meme and I feel dumb for having done it.