Men that have a lot of sex are called studs,
whereas women that fuck a lot are called sluts.

Some people think that this is unfair,
that men should be given a desirable title,
and women should be called a disrespectful name,
when they're just doing the same thing.


But I'm not so sure.
I think men earn their title.

Because it's easy to be a slut, and it's hard to be a stud.

To be a stud you have to be approachable,
friendly, witty, charming, well dressed, and have a fake job.

To be a slut you just have to be there.


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In other news, there's a small group of about thirty or forty
bats living in the garage where I keep my car.

Anyone know how I can make life more comfortable for them?


- Faraaar