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Sex Meme (text)
17 years ago
I founf this on 
floebean 's account originally
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/610217/
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
um.. yes?
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
on the top side of the bed.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
yes.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Not while driving.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I would.
7. Shower or bath?
depends on mood.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
in emergencies... hey, there's a drain.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
depends on the mood.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
aggressive.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
I'm having issues with defining what "love" is... but "brotherly love" for friends and such, yes.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not all of them, no.
13. Love or money?
Love.
14. Credit cards or cash?
A bit of both... but usually cash.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Not really, though I have a few cousins I wish would grow the fuck up. Bigoted fuckholes they are.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Do I look like I could afford a 5 Star Hotel?? Anyway, Camping all the way! I love camping!
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex.
Weirdest? hmmm..... I can't think of any places that were "weird".
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
YES! I'M POOR! It will grow back, too.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes
20. Ever been to a bar?
Yes
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
At closing time, but that doesn't count.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes
24. Favorite drink?
Sailor Jerry's Rum & Cola
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Only petting.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Does an outdoor portable count? (yes, it was CLEAN).
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Twice.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes
29. Bought something from an adult store?
YES
30. Have you been caught having sex?
"caught"? Almost. Been spied on, Yes.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of u?
Yes.
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I don't know that many people well enough to know.
floebean 's account originallyhttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/610217/
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
um.. yes?
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
on the top side of the bed.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
yes.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Not while driving.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I would.
7. Shower or bath?
depends on mood.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
in emergencies... hey, there's a drain.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
depends on the mood.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
aggressive.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
I'm having issues with defining what "love" is... but "brotherly love" for friends and such, yes.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not all of them, no.
13. Love or money?
Love.
14. Credit cards or cash?
A bit of both... but usually cash.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Not really, though I have a few cousins I wish would grow the fuck up. Bigoted fuckholes they are.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Do I look like I could afford a 5 Star Hotel?? Anyway, Camping all the way! I love camping!
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex.
Weirdest? hmmm..... I can't think of any places that were "weird".
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
YES! I'M POOR! It will grow back, too.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes
20. Ever been to a bar?
Yes
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
At closing time, but that doesn't count.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes
24. Favorite drink?
Sailor Jerry's Rum & Cola
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Only petting.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Does an outdoor portable count? (yes, it was CLEAN).
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Twice.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes
29. Bought something from an adult store?
YES
30. Have you been caught having sex?
"caught"? Almost. Been spied on, Yes.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of u?
Yes.
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I don't know that many people well enough to know.
And true, I don't normally speak publicly on sex stuff too often.... again, this is TAME! very Tame to almost where it is a tad boring, looking at it again... I might have been mesmerized by Floebean's avatar at the time I saw it too (weird bobbing head of Progressive Insurance TV girl).
I should create an alt account and pretend to be someone else, and just go wild :P