How about I describe something, and you draw it, instead?

A rabbit and a tortoise. The rabbit is a bike messenger, complete with a helmet and company uniform all in bright yellow, orange, red, and blue. The tortoise is wearing brown head to toe, driving a delivery van.

Sorry, I need something existing for reference. I don't have the time for things from scratch. These are meant to be quick things. What you described is a bit much, too.

sure

http://beesbuzz.biz/art/muckpics/critter/

Quick sketch in MangaStudio;
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10926903/

Cute! Odd interpretation of the design but cute.

I could not tell what the chest was supposed to be like because of the character in front. It's possible I looked at the wrong link, though, since what you had sent me to a 404, so I guessed which page you intended.

If you're still down for it (or exceptionally bored in the future) - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6173453/

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10926756/